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What happens in Sunspear... by ifthenelse
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
27 Apr 2026
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“Don’t freak out…but have you taken a look at your ring finger?”
Alicent frowns, raises her left hand, and feels irritation instantly melt into abject horror when she notices the gold band resting proudly at the base of her finger.
“Oh gods…” Rhaenyra says at the redhead’s alarming expression. “Don’t freak out-!”
Alicent cuts her off with a bloodcurdling scream, followed by a thunderous “WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?!!” that she is sure has woken the entire resort.
AKA the accidental marriage "vegas au" nobody asked for.
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“If I wanted to have you in my bed tonight… would you deny me?”
Rhaenyra’s voice slips over her body like a heated caress, beckoning Alicent forward with an irresistible siren’s call.
They were always heading towards this… an overt inevitability neither could run from. It had simply been a matter of time.
And the time had finally come.
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The Dragon and The Worm by ifthenelse
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
01 Feb 2026
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Rhaenyra kept the sensual movements of the alluring woman alive in her mind, and though it would be almost two decades before she saw her again, she would never forget her.
Aka That Knight au
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Mere air, these words, but delicious to hear by ifthenelse
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
29 Oct 2025
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After a near fatal crash during a freak storm, Alicent finds herself at the mercy of a beautiful stranger living alone in the woods.
Dark & Stormy prompt for #Rhaenicentweek2025
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Find me where I am most ruined by ifthenelse
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
23 Sep 2025
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Despite being held captive, Rhaenyra has commanded for Alicent to be properly cared for. A handmaiden comes in to her cell daily to wash her, comb her hair and tend to any injuries. She’s properly fed, water is always plentiful and occasionally, the queen will allow her to have wine.
But it is all in exchange for one thing...
Her body.
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Between the shadow and the soul by ifthenelse
Fandom A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, House of the Dragon (TV)
20 Jul 2025
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All the shades of truth by ifthenelse
Fandom A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, House of the Dragon (TV)
08 Sep 2024
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Stressed from the impending MSG show, appalling financials for the Diva, and a recent minor health event, Deborah has lost her mojo. Ava purchases a strange toy to help her get it back.
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The one where Ava makes Deborah squirt for the first time.
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14 May 2026
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Ava and Deb on the road. It only takes Ava losing a tooth for them to finally realise what's going on between them
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24 Apr 2026
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Ava and Deb play truth or truth to pass the time while they're stuck in an elevator
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19 Apr 2026
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On the anniversary of Bloodsong of Wycaro’s release, the hivemind throws Carol a surprise party, which does absolutely nothing to make her happy. But when Zosia shows up dressed as Raban, the seductive pirate from her own book, Carol discovers there’s only so much she can do to deny the pull she feels toward the woman who fights to keep her individuality even while connected to the collective mind.
or, carol is needy, zosia is dressed like a pirate and tequila makes everything a lot more interesting.
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09 Jan 2026
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Zosia raises an eyebrow. “We never lied to you. I never lied to you.”
“And I didn't either,” Carol says. “But you chose to leave out the truth so you could turn me into something you know I don’t want to be.”
“So what did you do to me then?”
There’s a moment where they just stare at each other, pain mirrored on both of their faces.
or: carol and manousos manage to un-hive zosia. it goes as well as expected.
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02 Jan 2026