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"Madara," Tobirama looks down at his feet, palms resting on the Uchiha's shoulders, voice as soft as the whisper of the curtains being stirred on the breeze, "I've always wanted children."
Madara's throat aches like he's taken a too-large bite of something too sweet. He spares his left hand to cup Tobirama's elbow, stroking the soft, inner skin with his thumb, following the opaque blue pattern of a vein. "I know."
"I would bear yours happily."
"Of course you would."
__Madara and Tobirama, a bonded pair between the strongest clans in Fire Country if not the nations, want to try for children. It's not the easiest process.
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Madara is still standing in the same position, gawping at the now damaged door, when Hashirama rounds the corner, Hokage robes fluttering and bouncing with his easy steps. “Oh, Madara! Good afternoon! I was on my way to lunch, too– ah! You cut your hair!”
The cavalcade of nonsense parades onward. Madara turns to look at his large and boisterous friend with a half-defeated, half-maniacal scowl. “What just happened? Your fickle, rude brother saw me for one second and slammed the door in my face.”
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Madara cuts his hair. Some people react to this event better than others.
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“Have you been reading one of your cheap novels again?”
“Maybe, and maybe not,” Madara replies, nonchalant and shrugging as he presses his thumb into the bowl to set the leaves. “And mind yourself – they aren’t cheap, they’re limited. I’m simply curious about you, Tobirama, if you can believe it. I do harbor thoughts about you sometimes, after all.”
“I don’t know how to respond to that,” Tobirama says.
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Madara finds out Tobirama was the subject of an arranged marriage. He's a bit jealous that he didn't get there first.
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“The sun chases you, and I intend to follow.”
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The Senju and Uchiha clans had not only ended centuries of war, they went ahead and formed an alliance unlike any seen in Fire Country before. A marriage alliance, and the subsequent village-wide wedding feast, served to showcase their joint wealth and confidence.
Meanwhile, Tobirama gains some personal insight into the Uchiha's faith and practices.
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"You are far too clinical about this, I want to call you an idiot." Tobirama wrinkles his nose in disdain, insulted nonetheless. "I'd almost think you'd never done this before."
"What, fucking?"
"Yes, fucking," Madara sounds exasperated in the darkness behind Tobirama's eyelids.
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Tobirama goes about seducing Madara in the most awkward way possible - for the good of the village's future, of course. Madara has other ideas on how to go about it.
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fight me to your (little) death by antitheticalseaweed (velosaraptor)
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
12 Jan 2026
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“W-what are you doing?” Tobirama splutters, a hot flush crawling up his face.
"Fucking you?" He says it like it's obvious; a given that Tobirama will submit himself to the Uchiha.
"No, you are not,” Tobirama replies, kicking Madara away.
Madara rubs his chest, massaging the place where Tobirama's heel had connected. “What the hell? I thought you wanted this."
“You’re not putting your dick in me.”
Madara looks like Tobirama has just declared his indefinite residence on the moon. "Why not?”
The back and forth grows tiresome. "Because I'm fucking you," Tobirama says plainly.
Madara scoffs. "Absolutely not."
Tobirama glares.
After a long moment Madara hums, indolent, contemplative. “I’ll fight you for it.”
or, Madara and Tobirama fight for the right to top.
alternatively, "started as a top and now i'm here (bottoming)"
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13 Jan 2026
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Madara shifted. He cupped his hand around his ear and leaned towards Tobirama. Madara’s teeth glinted in the moonlight, his grin sharp. “Come again?”
Tobirama silently glared out the window.
Madara chuckled. “You want me to fuck you? Did I hear correctly? Shall I call in a scribe?”
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(Sequel to 'hook, line and sinker')Series
- Part 15 of Three's Company
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07 Jan 2026
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Norepinephrine: A Novel Synthesis by coire-non (AortaArgent)
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
19 Nov 2025
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Kinktober Day 21. Cum slut – Power bottom – “I won’t break!”
Tobirama replicates a long-studied neurotrasmitter in a scientific breakthrough*, and employs Madara's expert assistance in recording the profound effects.
Collateral Damage: twenty-seven items of glassware (assorted), one set of shelves, one pair of linen hakama, one worktable (oak) damaged by fluid.*Accidentally makes an aphrodisiac.
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- Part 11 of Kinktober 2025 - MDTB Edition
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19 Nov 2025
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Kinktober Day 9 - “What a pretty mouth you’ve got.” – Oral fixation – O-ring gag
Ten years ago, he finished his criminology degree, dabbled in about two months of psychology, and promptly found himself a job where he could literally smack sense into very satisfied customers who’d pay him for the privilege. Almost two years ago, he decided to work in a dedicated club instead of taking private clients. The vetting’s half-done before he even sees a name, and the shared space offers a certain degree of security and style. It also offers people who he never would have knowingly taken on as a submissive - one of whom is now apparently his, exclusively.
“Would you please deal with him,” Hikaku mutters. The gauzy curtains that hang throughout the club are a fire hazard if he’s ever seen one. They do, however, provide enough privacy that Tobirama hasn’t noticed him sitting at the other end of the bar yet.
“Just kick him out if he’s breaking rules.”
Hikaku hesitates. “Well…it's not that -”
The other bartender pulls a face. “He’s just…an ass.”
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- Part 9 of Kinktober 2025 - MDTB Edition
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26 Oct 2025