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a steady line on a moving surface by ilikeblue for PamplemousseOfTheNorth
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
07 Sep 2025
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“Hello.” Her low, full voice held a hint of confusion. It was almost eleven at night.
“I know it’s late…” His voice trailed off. He wasn’t overcome with emotion, just the opposite. A void lived where Jaime’s grief should be and he was reluctant to reveal it, even to Brienne.
“It’s fine. I wasn’t asleep.” There was the clink of dishes on her end. Jaime imagined her collecting the last teacup of the day and putting it in the sink. When he didn’t say anything she stilled, then asked, “What’s going on, Jaime?”
He held his head in his hand, measured his breathing. “Tywin’s dead. I was hoping you’d…” He paused, pinching the bridge of his nose. It had been selfish to call her. “I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have–”
“Don’t wimp out on me now, Lannister.”
“Will you go home with me to settle the estate? I know it’s a lot to ask. We’ll both miss a couple of weeks of work…and the teachers’ lounge gossip will be damn near intolerable–”
Her bark of laughter startled him. “You? With me? Oh gods, they wouldn’t…I’m not…” She trailed off with a soft, huffing noise. It made his chest feel tight.
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Irrefutable by ilikeblue for Roccolinde, LyricalKris, samblueberry, Silvergirl
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock BBC
11 Jul 2025
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He took the steps two at a time and threw open the door with an imperious, “For the love of God, it had better be a seven.” But then his bluster deflated and he whizzed to a halt.
John stood on the stoop with Rosie on his hip. Two suitcases were crowded behind them, threatening to tumble backward onto the kerb and vomit their overstuffed contents. It had been five months since Sherrinford, and a quiet drive home, and John returning to his daughter in the home he’d bought for his dead wife.
“Hello.” John fidgeted, rebalancing Rosie’s weight. “It’s been a minute, yeah? Thought we’d…” He shook his head, paused, frowned. “Are those new goggles?”
“No.” Sherlock watched Rosie chew her finger. Unable to rein in his traitorous hope, he asked, “Why are you here?”
John and Rosie move back into 221b, and life takes on a new normal: one where John smells like Sherlock’s mate, Rosie smells like his daughter, and Sherlock tries his damndest to ignore the evidence. But how long can the world’s only consulting detective avoid coming to the obvious conclusion?
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Little Red Riding Hoodie by ilikeblue
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 May 2025
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On any other day, Crowley would look forward to an assignment that sent him into the woods. The cool darkness beneath the thick boughs has always called to him. But not today, when he’s only hours from his heat, and every shadow feels like a threat. Today all he craves is his bed and his hand.
He’s looking over his shoulder, jumping at every whisper of wind through the underbrush, and he strays from the path, losing precious minutes of daylight. By the time he reaches Hastur’s cottage the moon is full and there is something inhuman waiting inside—something enormous, and furred, and most definitely alpha.
Written for the GOmegaverse server GTA prompt “Fairytale”.
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You must think me foolish. by ilikeblue
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Apr 2025
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Aziraphale sighed, the sound almost lost in the wind. “Does it beckon to you, my dear? The nothingness.” With a hum, adding, “I only ask because, well, you have crafted wonders from it before.”
It was the first time either of them had acknowledged it: who Crawley had been, the fact that they’d met.
The soul-shaped hollow in Crawley’s chest whistled.
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Under My Skin by ilikeblue, zamolodchikohyeah for Roccolinde, LyricalKris, vampiremama, samblueberry
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Pretty Woman (1990)
24 Oct 2024
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Aziraphale Fell is bone-achingly lonely. He has his collection of curious, old books and enough money to live quite comfortably for the rest of his life without earning another quid. But no one truly knows him, and he spends most days wrestling with the uneasy sensation of being a fraud in his own story. It’s desperation that drives him to hire an escort on his birthday, hoping to happily exist as himself for just one night.
Anthony Crowley shed his blue-blood life like a too-tight skin. He’s living by his own rules, fixing motorbikes and making money as an escort…which suits him perfectly, except for when he’s feeling terribly alone. One night there’s a call out of the blue. The voice on the other end is prim and fumbling, asking him if he’d like to meet up…just for the evening, money is not a problem. And Crowley can’t help but be very, very intrigued.
A Pretty Woman retelling, but make it ineffable.
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is this the real thing/is this just fantasy? by depraveddame
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Jun 2025
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During a dry spell, Crowley complains loudly and insistently to his flatmate (who he’s wanted to fuck as long as he's known him) about how a dildo is nowhere near as satisfying as the real thing, and Aziraphale proposes that they actually put Crowley's theory to the test.
Just two flatmates conducting an experiment where they see if Crowley actually can tell the difference between a sex toy and Aziraphale's cock in the name of science, aka the Real Dick vs Dildo challenge, aka the one where affection starved Crowley has desires and feelings and would pretty much do anything to get Aziraphale inside him at least once.
Part 3 of my Pride series!
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- Part 3 of Ineffable Pride Collection 🌈
Bookmarked by ilikeblue
22 Jun 2025
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While Sherlock’s recovering from being shot, John has to work out what the hell happened. Why did Mary turn up in his clinic in the first place? Why is Sherlock lying about her “surgical” shot? Why is Mycroft protecting Magnussen? For that matter, what's to be done about Magnussen?
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Bookmarked by ilikeblue
24 Mar 2025
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One day John realises that he just isn't where he belongs, which is back at Baker Street with Sherlock. So he goes back and Sherlock, in his own way, courts him. Romance.
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Bookmarked by ilikeblue
16 Mar 2025
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Sherlock may have physically survived his abduction, but in his mind he'll never be whole again. John understands PTSD, understands what Sherlock is going through, and is determined to be patient. Angst, hurt/comfort, and eventual Johnlock as Sherlock tries to rebuild his ability to trust.
(Trigger warnings for oblique descriptions of torture, rape, and various nonconsensual things within the confines of a kidnapping. None are current to the story itself.)
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Bookmarked by ilikeblue
10 Mar 2025
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The Holmes family is one of the richest and most powerful in England. Sherlock spends his time flying around the world on the family's private jet drinking a lot and shopping at expensive boutiques as a way of trying to alleviate his endless boredom. His mother decides it's time he settles down with someone powerful, wealthy and well connected. John Watson happens to be none of those things.
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09 Mar 2025