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  1. Public Bookmark 24

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    Joel thinks about his crossbows, about his explosives, about all the ways he could do this. He’s thought plenty about how he’d kill Scott, given the chance. He thinks about Grian screaming for Joel to kill him. He thinks about handing Jimmy the bomb that killed him.

    He grabs his sword instead, and climbs up onto the bed until he’s above Scott, knees bracketing his chest, the sharp point of the blade placed over Scott’s sternum. “If you vanish and turn up somewhere else—”

    “You don’t have time to spare threatening me,” Scott interrupts. Joel stabs him before he can finish the sentence.

    Jimmy’s dead, and Joel’s not handling it well. Unfortunately for him, Scott’s handling it even worse.

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    06 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 20

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    Joe, Pete, and Patrick get high and mess around.

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    07 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 20

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    For the sosodirty kinkathon; prompt: panties.

    Things get a little out of hand, after a fan throws a pair of panties on stage at a show.

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    14 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    Just as the woman on screen was moaning her reply, "Thank you, mommy! Thank you for letting me come!" Joe felt his own pressure building in his lower abdomen, and saw the door to the bus (which he thought he'd locked) fly open to reveal Tricia and Pete in the doorway.

    His hand that had been fisted around himself flew to cover as much of his dick as possible, his fingers splayed as wide as they would go. “Fuck, sorry, sorry,” he repeated, his face so warm he felt like he was on fire. His whole body felt like it was shaking with how close he had been to getting off, only to be stopped short.

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    Joe has been waiting for some alone time on the bus to get off, and when he finally does, he borrows Tricia's computer to do just that. But what happens when Tricia and Pete walk in on him?

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    14 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    “Close.” Joe gasped.

    Ray was too, and had been for a while. Had been as soon as he felt the wet from Joe’s face rubbing off onto his shoulder like he just couldn't take it anymore. Like what Ray was doing to him was bad. Like he wasn’t able to handle it.

     

    Or: the one where Ray is a tortured pervert

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    12 Dec 2025

  6. Public Bookmark *

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    It’s winter in Hawkins, and Mike and Will aren’t speaking anymore. Living in Mike’s house, Will tries to be invisible, spending most of his time in the basement.

    Then the power goes out — and if there’s one thing he dreads more than facing Mike, it’s the cold.

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    Seven nights in which Mike and Will have to sleep in the same bed, even though they’re barely friends anymore.

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    08 Dec 2025

  7. Public Bookmark 24

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    "Wait. So...Joe woke up with no memory of you and immediately thought you were his boyfriend?"

    Patrick purses his lips, forcefully holding back an unwarranted angry response. "Yes."

    "And your response to that," Pete continues, "even though you are definitely not, was to tell him you are?"

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    Or: the bastard child of memory loss fics and fake dating AUs that no one wanted except for me.

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    07 Dec 2025

  8. Rec 7

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    Twelve years after the devastating Georgia Flu pandemic kills 99% of the world’s population and leads to the collapse of society in mid 2003, Patrick and Joe travel the Great Lakes region with a small troupe of actors and musicians. Performing classical plays and concerts for the archipelago’s of civilization that remain after the apocalypse.

    Separated from their troupe by an unlucky turn of events, they reckon with the pieces of a broken life they can hardly remember, island-hopping through their muddy memories and longing to find the home they lost.

    Station Eleven AU.

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    12 Nov 2025

  9. Public Bookmark 33

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    Someone's been breaking into Patrick's house for a while, leaving behind fresh flowers, food, and some of the most terrifyingly beautiful notes he's ever read. They've almost started to sound like melodies.

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    31 Oct 2025

  10. Public Bookmark 3

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    — A mission to scope out vampire hangouts goes very differently than Joe thought it would.

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    18 Oct 2025

  11. Rec 6

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    — Vampire related checkups and arguing with the only other guy who could possibly understand you. (plus, a lot of fangs)

    tumblr: sideones

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    12 Oct 2025

  12. Public Bookmark 19

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    They were supposed to be rehearsing. At least, that’s what Joe thought. But then the latest in their string of not-quite-right drummers had flaked on them, and Pete had gotten bored and started teasing Patrick, and the whole thing sort of fell apart. Really, it wasn’t all that unusual of a night for them — so Joe isn’t completely sure how he ended up here. “Here” being atop Pete Wentz’s lap with his best friend sitting at the end of the couch, watching.

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    04 Oct 2025

  13. Public Bookmark 10

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    You, Scott Smajor, are stuck in a time loop reliving the events of Limited Life. How do you escape?

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    07 Sep 2025

  14. Public Bookmark 18

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    "But gone was the blessed white clothing bestowed to them by a vaguely Elton John looking God. Gone were the whole, unmarred bodies given to them in heaven. When Patrick looked down he was wearing the same dirty, bloody clothes. He still had a hook for a hand. He was still in pain. He was acutely aware of torn stitches and a fresher wound left by an elaborate blade still seeping blood. These problems had left him while in heaven. They hadn't mattered because he had been dead but now...

    God was letting them live. Giving them a second chance."

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    Another incredibly self indulgent YBC fic that goes into the aftermath of it all including some imagined angst and polyfob. It's a freaky time!

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    01 Sep 2025

  15. Public Bookmark 5

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    Joe's had worse picks, as far as alphas go.

    (joe trohman in the omegaverse, aka trohmegaverse)

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    31 Aug 2025

  16. Rec 24

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    “Are you still thinking about Patrick?” Mikey asks, voice rough and coiled tight like a phone cord.

    “Yes,” Pete says, miserably.

    (OR: go back and tell it from the beginning of desire. scenes from 05, where pwentz can’t ever quite seem to want the right thing.)

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    30 Aug 2025

  17. Public Bookmark 3

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    Five times Joe and Patrick danced, literally, and one time Joe and Patrick danced, metaphorically.

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    alternate summary: when your kind of boyfriend kind of best friend bandmate kind of breaks up with you. cringe!

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    02 Aug 2025

  18. Public Bookmark 32

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    Thirty wasn't supposed to be like this, for Patrick. He's single, lonely and convinced that there's literally no one left on Earth who might be desperate enough to date him. None of his long-term relationships with women have worked out, and Pete has convinced him to get on Tinder to further explore 'dudes' as he did when he broke up with Anna, years ago.

    Joe has other priorities - touring takes him away from home a lot and sharing custody of three-year-old Ted when he's at home in LA means his options are limited to those foolish enough to be willing to deal with someone else's kid in a city full of hyper-attractive proper celebrities.

    In solidarity, they encourage each other, give each other date roadtests and compare notes. Patrick babysits, Joe offers advice, and Ted doesn't care as long as he gets to make pillow forts with his favourite person.

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    29 Jul 2025

  19. Public Bookmark 14

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    This is too good to let Pete brush it off.

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    26 Jul 2025

  20. Public Bookmark 46

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    Patrick spends the Believers Never Die Part Deux tour secretly monitoring his growing crush on Joe. He has an equation that he uses to keep track of it--it’s complicated, but it involves boner-thoughts, hand-holding-thoughts, addition, subtraction, and division, which has to be at least 3/4ths of the elements needed for a serious mathematical calculation. He furtively plots the results in a spreadsheet, doesn’t really think about it the rest of the time, and everything is very normal and totally fine.

    Obviously.

    Then Joe announces his plan to try online dating, and that goes straight to hell.

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    24 Jul 2025

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