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“You know, we could always …” And then Kyle wasn’t smiling either. Stan knew he had to say something else, and fast. It was easy: I’m kidding. I’m fucking with you. But it didn’t come out that way: “Like other guys in our grade haven’t.” Kyle looked like he was going to either shatter into a million pieces or kill him, because it was a fine line, and he just said, "Only once."
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13 Feb 2026
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Kyle's favorite part of working at Stotch Candy Company are the times when he gets to leave at 5 p.m. That is, until Stan Marsh joins the company, and their unexpected friendship makes him question the strict boundaries he adheres to in the workplace.
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07 Feb 2026
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Stan realises he has a crush on Kyle during their sleepover, it goes way worse and way better than planned.
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06 Feb 2026
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When his stagnant sex life began affecting his relationship outside of the bedroom, Stan decided to canvass the erotic proclivities of his friends, who offered him wanted - as well as unwanted - advice ranging from terrible to life-changing.
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18 Jan 2026
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‘’Kyle... we could maybe... test with each other. If that wouldn’t be too - gay?’’
‘’What?’’ Kyle forced himself to look up again, pretending he hadn’t heard that. Of course he’d been thinking it - what else fucking option was there?
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18 Jan 2026