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Butcher's lament by feral-troubadour (ineffably_effable)
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
23 Jan 2022
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After listening to Lambert and Eskel perform "Burn, butcher, burn", Geralt needs to know if Jaskier still hates him - the fact he's absolutely plastered on Witcher homebrew definitely doesn't factor into this decision at all.
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Jaskier has the patience of a saint.
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Honey Trapped by ineffably-effable (ineffably_effable)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Dec 2020
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Crowley thinks he's a bee.
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Hell's mercy by ineffably-effable (ineffably_effable)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Feb 2020
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Crowley has a difficult few days. Aziraphale makes a deal with the devil.
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Come up and see me (make me smile) by ineffably-effable (ineffably_effable)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Oct 2019
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Aziraphale isn't what Crowley expected.
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So excuse me forgetting by ineffably-effable (ineffably_effable)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Aug 2019
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Crowley finds Aziraphale in the book shop, drugged out of his mind.
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There's a stutter in the wailing, a hitch, and the creature that is Stolas quiets, and slowly looks down. Tilts its head in confusion, and that is familiar. Blitzø knows that head tilt immediately, intimately, down to his bones.
Blitzø...?
Blitzø flinches, the voice familiar but layered with other sounds, horrible and grating and both inside and outside of his head. It's overwhelming and it hurts, but he can handle it.
"You, uh. Having a bad day, there, Stols?"
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It's been months since the party, but Blitzø can't ignore the call when he is summoned
Bookmarked by feral-troubadour (ineffably_effable)
15 Sep 2025
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He shouldn’t care that Asmodeus, the sin of Satan-forsaken lust knew all about his monthly fuck schedule. He shouldn’t care that it was common knowledge he was whoring himself out to get his company’s bills paid. He shouldn’t care that Stolas talked to Asmodeus about it, probably setting the record straight that the whole thing between them was just transactional.
In fact, you know what, Blitzø preferred it that way. That way everyone was on the same page with this massive shitshow. He fucked Stolas, Stolas gave him the book. That. Was. It.
No use wanting for things that were unattainable.
Not that… not that he was wanting for anything.
Right?
Bookmarked by feral-troubadour (ineffably_effable)
13 Sep 2025
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Stolas is muddling through, and getting a little better every day. Blitzo is trying really hard to make things easier for him. And Stolas is about to turn a year older.
Nothing but fluff here, folks.
Now with a chapter 2 in which Stolas gets to try really hard to make things easier for Blitzo.
Bookmarked by feral-troubadour (ineffably_effable)
13 Sep 2025
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A million lifetimes ago, Stolas read an old adage in one of his books. A curse, technically.
May the gods give you everything you ask for.
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- Part 1 of common people
Bookmarked by feral-troubadour (ineffably_effable)
04 Sep 2025
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Sometimes Stolas forgets what he can't do anyone.
Sometimes it's the simplest thing in the realm to take care of him, but sometimes it's so fucking hard.
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- Part 1 of Whatever Happened to the Mastermind?
Bookmarked by feral-troubadour (ineffably_effable)
03 Sep 2025