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Butcher's lament by feral-troubadour (ineffably_effable)
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
24 Jan 2022
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After listening to Lambert and Eskel perform "Burn, butcher, burn", Geralt needs to know if Jaskier still hates him - the fact he's absolutely plastered on Witcher homebrew definitely doesn't factor into this decision at all.
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Jaskier has the patience of a saint.
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Honey Trapped by ineffably-effable (ineffably_effable)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Dec 2020
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Crowley thinks he's a bee.
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Hell's mercy by ineffably-effable (ineffably_effable)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Feb 2020
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Crowley has a difficult few days. Aziraphale makes a deal with the devil.
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Come up and see me (make me smile) by ineffably-effable (ineffably_effable)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Oct 2019
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Aziraphale isn't what Crowley expected.
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So excuse me forgetting by ineffably-effable (ineffably_effable)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Aug 2019
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Crowley finds Aziraphale in the book shop, drugged out of his mind.
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Surprisingly, Flambae doesn’t mind the newest dispatcher for Z-Team. Robert is a snarky asshole normie, but he’s smart as shit, actually seems invested in the job, and is all too willing to flirt back whenever Flambae can’t keep his mouth shut.
Meanwhile Flambae’s arch nemesis, the infamous villain Mecha-Man with his wet freak sidekick, continues to make his life a living hell.
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Bookmarked by feral-troubadour (ineffably_effable)
09 May 2026
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Robert was shocked that anyone actually bid on him durning an SDN hosted bachelor auction. He had only agreed to it because the money was for charity. Yet someone did decide he was worth the money and now he had a blind date. What could possibly go wrong?
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Bookmarked by feral-troubadour (ineffably_effable)
20 Apr 2026
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He hasn't properly slept, bathed, or eaten a cooked meal since that night with Renfri.
He thinks he still has her blood under his fingernails.
Not that there's any way to tell, given the mingled human and animal blood caking his hands and patches of his skin and clothing. Eating fresh, uncooked meat is a messy affair, and for once he's almost glad of it.
Something crashes through the foliage nearby and curses. This wouldn't be cause for concern under other circumstances, but the situation being what it is, Geralt has his sword in his hand in seconds. There's also the fact that he heard nothing of this person approaching until now, when they're almost on top of him. He should have heard them well before now.
Geralt barely has a moment to react before his campsite is invaded by a bedraggled man in a long red coat and a lace trimmed chemise that's seen better days.
His already non-too-happy expression sours still further upon seeing Geralt. "Oh. It's you."
Bookmarked by feral-troubadour (ineffably_effable)
01 Apr 2026
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To call Robert's new situation with Flambae ‘complicated’ would be a drastic understatement.
Robert cut his fucking fingers off. Flambae tried to burn him to death after a bar fight. They aren’t good for each other, barely even like each other, and there’s no way it’s going to end well.
But when the sex is this fucking good, Robert is having trouble listening to the logic.
Or, the one where they become fuckbuddies and catch feelings.
(Everyone pretend to be shocked.)
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Bookmarked by feral-troubadour (ineffably_effable)
30 Mar 2026
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and so I fall in love (just a little, oh, a little bit) by Anna_Blossom
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
13 Feb 2026
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Amber eyes widen, pupils dilating and mouth going slack as his gaze turns heated. The blatant desire on his face is one that Robert's seen in his dreams before, and it sends a bolt of heat across his cheeks and down his spine, but that turns into dread real quick when he realizes—
"Uhh, why is he looking at me like that?"
—that Flambae's looking at Galen.
((Flambae gets hit with a love spell, and Robert is totally normal about it))
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Bookmarked by feral-troubadour (ineffably_effable)
26 Mar 2026