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Before there were killer robots, possessed rabbits, arson attempts, and scooper failures, Michael was a mostly normal kid. He didn't have the best home life, but he was fine. Michael Afton was alive, much to his father's disappointment, and he was going to cause some problems.
Prequel/sequel to "I'm... Back", but can be read as a stand-alone.
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- Part 2 of Five Nights at Freddy's:
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god will never love you, why should i? by insertfunnycoolnamehere for FloppyFish69
Fandoms: Sally Face (Video Games)
30 Apr 2025
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sally's life changed the moment larry tried to kill himself. something inside him snapped, and suddenly nothing was right. he was constantly being watched, and he was pretty sure there were secrets buried deep in the history of Nockfell. He just had to find proof of what they were.
travis' life changed the moment he had to start spending even more time with sally face. it was getting harder and harder to keep parts of himself hidden, and every waking moment he couldn't stop thinking about sally. not because he was gay. or because he was worried about the freak. just because he wasn't as fun to make fun of when he was in this weird mood. that was all.
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Looking back, William would convince himself he had heard wrong. He would convince himself that the scream was Evan's dying breath, his last cry for help from his sick, demented brother.
But really, deep down, William knew it was Michael. Michael, slowly realizing what had happened, let out the loudest, most blood curdling scream William would ever hear.
takes place during chapters 7 and 8 of "It's Me", but can be read as a standalone
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- Part 3 of Five Nights at Freddy's:
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Michael Afton died. He knew he had. He should have died when the giant scooper hit him, he should have died when the robot pieces and wires were shoved into his body, he should have died when he vomited those parts out of him, but none of that mattered because he finally died when he and Uncle Henry burnt the pizzeria to the ground, freeing all of the souls of the children his father had murdered, while also condemning his father to hell.
So why the hell was Michael Afton back, alive, in a Freddy Fazbear's restaurant?
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- Part 1 of Five Nights at Freddy's:
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stacy's mom has got it going on by insertfunnycoolnamehere for FloppyFish69
Fandoms: Stacy's Mom - Fountains of Wayne (Song)
21 Feb 2023
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stacy's mom and school have some fun
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Five nights at freddy's fics :thumbs up:
do i have plans for this series? not really. am i making this series anyway? yeah, yeah i am.
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Sirius narrowed his eyes. “Christ, you're a brat.”
“What’s a christ,” Regulus blurts, and smacks a hand over his mouth in desperation. “Nevermind. I’m–”
Fine, is what he tries to say, but his throat actually spasms, and the word dies before it's ever born.
Trying again, he clears his throat and carefully selects, “I can handle this myself.”
Or: Regulus Black, many, many cups of ale, a pinch of veritaserum, and one Sirius Black.
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02 Jan 2026
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Irascible by bigasstrees, rivai-lution (stethoscopesandsigs)
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
19 Dec 2014
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Detective Erwin Smith is a family man, first and foremost. He goes to church on Sundays, he has a wife and two beautiful children, and is well-regarded by his neighbors and coworkers alike. Sure, every man has his secrets, his struggles between himself and the Lord, but Erwin has never known any man whose waters run as dark and deep as Levi's, his mysterious new partner. With Levi's arrival comes a new breed of monster leaving a trail of dead children in its wake. The clock skips a beat and before Erwin knows it, life will never be the same. A storm is coming to Southern Louisiana, the forgotten children of God have known it for a while now in their crack-houses, truck stops and the thick of the woods. The sky grows dark around the body of a little boy in New Iberia and the wrath of irascible men threatens to tear the world right open.
Eruri, Southern Gothic, True Detective-inspired, 1990’s setting, Crime Solving, Dark.
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04 Dec 2025
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Meeting people in New York City is hard. When Erwin’s last good friend moves away for greener pastures, he joins the local fencing club in his Upper East Side neighborhood in hopes of rekindling both an old hobby, and his wilting social life.
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The newest member of Levi's fencing club has it all it all-- money, a highly successful career, overbearingly good looks. Levi doesn't have any of that. But he sure as hell wants Erwin Smith anyway.
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02 Dec 2025
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When a car accident causes Levi to suffer from severe memory loss, Erwin has to adjust to living with someone who doesn't even remember him and tries to win his heart again. However, Levi may really remember more than he thinks.
Basically, this is an AU based off of the movie "The Vow" as well as a reincarnation AU.
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26 Nov 2025
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Jean likes Armin. Armin likes Jean. But it's not that simple, and Jean is being sent across the sea for a year-long espionage assignment in Marley.
That said, the seaside town Jean finds himself in is endearingly romantic. And then, Armin pays him a visit...
(Tiny Anthem compliant.)
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24 Nov 2025