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Bio

i was once called "the tommy wiseau of fanfiction" and its true. i was recently told that "my mind truly is just an endless salad bar of bdsm" and it's also true.

I was told I had to add to my ao3 profile that I once said "There's something about the divine right of kings that when it meets bdsm makes me extra insane"

testimonial about my fanfic from my sister:

[id: screenshot of a message from line saying "SEEK JESUS"]/end id

i'm perfectly happy (and, in fact, more than honored; i'm floored by the concept) to receive transformative works (art, related fic, side fic, translations, podfic, whatever) of my fanfic. the author will now die for you &c. if you post to ao3, please link to the fic that inspired it becaue I SO VERY BADLY WANT TO SEE IT. otherwise please link me via a comment or @ me on tumblr @jonphaedrus!

if you would like to write a sequel to one of my works, please contact me on tumblr first so i know; i would be happy to have that happen but i'd like to be aware of it beforehand! unless otherwise marked on the fic or the series itself, all of my WIPs are intended to be completed.

i do not consent to the use of any of my writing or art to be used with, fed into, or interacted with via any digital ai learning model including but not limited to chatGPT as well as similar clones. do not feed my writing into these models to get an ending or to find out what happens next, do not input it as a writing prompt, do not give access of my creative output to any ai software. my blanket permissions for transformative works do NOT allow any permission for ai use or access.