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Summary
Three men in a complicated relationship have a lot of kinky sex while figuring out how to get better at loving one another and themselves.
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- 9
- Works:
- 1
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- 73
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rainbow rocket boyfriend swap by jonphaedrus
Fandom Pocket Monsters: X & Y | Pokemon X & Y Versions
27 Oct 2025
Summary
there's a plot for this series theoretically but up until i write it, it's just "there's four of them and they fuck"
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- 20,166
- Works:
- 8
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- 2
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Super Effucktive 2025 by jonphaedrus
Fandom Don Giovanni - Mozart/Da Ponte, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime 1997-2023), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters: X & Y | Pokemon X & Y Versions, Sherlock Holmes (Downey films), Tales of Symphonia
31 May 2025
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- 36,397
- Works:
- 13
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golden lads and girls all must, as chimney-sweepers, come to dust. by jonphaedrus
Fandom Final Fantasy XII, Final Fantasy XII: Revenant Wings
25 Jul 2025
Summary
gabranth lives. and so does ivalice spin on, the years before her winding away, wrenched from the axis upon which they once hinged. so do many things change. so do many not.
(ivalice au; "for want of a nail" being gabranth lives, and all this spells for generations to come.)
[ title from shakespeare, cymbeline, act iv, scene ii ]
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- 101,726
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- 3
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- 5
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- 493,152
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- 2
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- 4
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enter the king of kalos, with letters and diverse attendants by jonphaedrus
Fandom Pocket Monsters: X & Y | Pokemon X & Y Versions
31 May 2025
Summary
a vaguely historical kalosian au with arranged marriages, complex political identities, dirty letters, and the usual trio of lysandre needing to be smashed like a boat on the rocks, diantha as the wind, and augustine as the waves.
title from "all's well that ends well", act I, scene 2
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- 15,222
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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neighbors-verse by jonphaedrus
Fandom Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime 1997-2023), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
09 May 2025
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- 58,188
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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i could command you, be cruel to you, compel you by jonphaedrus, Samifer
Fandom i could command you be cruel to you compel you - jonphaedrus, Pocket Monsters: X & Y | Pokemon X & Y Versions
17 Apr 2025
Summary
an extremely thinly veiled meta discourse on bdsm and the ways in which kink overlaps with mental/physical health and the queer experience masquerading as what is nominally pokemon x/y fanfic as written by someone who hasn't played pokemon x/y in literally a decade. this is also a meta-deconstruction of disney death tropes and an investigation into what radical reconstructive and reparative justice might look like in jrpg villain settings if you take lore totally seriously and also have approximate knowledge of many things. also for some reason all the titles are from a little known mozart opera that grabbed me like a squeaky toy and shook.
i woke up in the morning on a wednesday in february and have gone temporarily insane.
the series is in roughly chronological order, although some fics have scenes taking place over a larger period of time. you can also read it in posting order if you want.
alternate summary: "lys wants to be good, augustine is terrifying, lys's endless river of pre is wet." -- witchorvegan
alternative summary... 2!: "Smart people are dumb sometimes, actually." shakkansandshotguns
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- 240,883
- Works:
- 30
- Bookmarks:
- 33
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- 5,552
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Dick or Treat 2024 by jonphaedrus
Fandom Baten Kaitos Series (Video Games), Final Fantasy XIV, Pocket Monsters: X & Y | Pokemon X & Y Versions, Pokemon Legends: Arceus (Video Game), Tales of Graces (Video Game), Tales of Symphonia
31 May 2024
- Words:
- 33,514
- Works:
- 13
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if you will not murder me for my love, let me be your servant by jonphaedrus
Fandom Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters: X & Y | Pokemon X & Y Versions
12 Apr 2024
Summary
written for the 2022 writer's month challenge, challenging myself to:
- write a complete narrative from multiple povs
- in present tense (augh)
- without any forward planning, outlining, and nothing beyond prompts and headlight plotting
- beginning to end, with full arcs and closure
- not in chronological order
- not all in prose (i.e., epistolary, essay, etc)
- committing to not only using prompts but also title quotes from as many shakespeare plays as possiblefinal tally:
- 3rd pov limited: 23
- 3rd pov omniscient: 2
- 2nd pov: 1
- epistolary: 1
- chatfic: 1
- 100 word drabbles: 1
- 5+1: 1
- multichapter: 3
- fake social media fic: 1
- diary: 1
- essay: 1
- freeform verse: 1
- stage script: 1
- outsider pov: 3- Words:
- 92,873
- Works:
- 28
- Bookmarks:
- 8
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Summary
five times (and one)
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- 25,947
- Works:
- 5
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- 6
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Dick or Treat 2023 by jonphaedrus
Fandom Pocket Monsters: X & Y | Pokemon X & Y Versions, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom, ビースターズ | BEASTARS, 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
31 May 2023
- Words:
- 39,379
- Works:
- 12
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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Summary
in the praetorium, gaius van baelsar offers the warrior of light a choice: become viceroy of eorzea, and bring her peace.
the warrior of light sells his soul, but saves eorzea.
(maybe)
[ aka: the grey/grey morality au ]
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- 24,001
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 11
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intervention by jonphaedrus
Fandom Cosmere - Brandon Sanderson, Elantris - Brandon Sanderson
09 Feb 2016
Summary
hrathen lives, and lives, and lives.
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- 8,555
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 19
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Dick or Treat 2022 by jonphaedrus
Fandom Final Fantasy XIV, Pocket Monsters: X & Y | Pokemon X & Y Versions, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 May 2022
Summary
a collection of all the fics ive written for dick or treat 2022. because ive written a lot of them.
- Words:
- 58,508
- Works:
- 19
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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i cannot seem to find my way home tonight by jonphaedrus
Fandom Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones
31 Jan 2022
Summary
the hardest part of moving forward is learning to no longer be alone.
duessel is just always there.
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- 10,873
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 5
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- 165,583
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- 14
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Summary
insomnia falls, the starscourge comes, and somewhere in there cor leonis falls in love.
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- 241,376
- Works:
- 8
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- 22
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(bahamut voice) your brother is full of EVIL and BAD you must KILL HIM
(somnus voice) consider this...what if you DIDNT turn my brother into a walking pile of goo.
(bahamut voice) well, i kinda wanted to do that
(somnus voice) no. that’s a stupid plan have you heard yourselves? That’s a stupid fucking plan. Instead what if me and my descendants split the scourge and over time we just siphoned it off bit by bit over generation after generation and died with it and returned the starscourge to entropy and then we maybe didnt turn my brother into a pile of super duper ubercursed goo and then at the end you just let him live his life out like a normal person
(bahamut voice) this is gonna take like……...2000+yrs you get that right (somnus voice) (imitating bahamut voice) “YoU gEt ThAt ThIs WiLl TaKe FoReVeR rIgHt???” whoever heard of turning a dude into goo and then murdering a bunch of people as a plan. horseshit.- Words:
- 457,108
- Works:
- 10
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- 13