jonphaedrus
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“I don’t understand what I’m doing wrong,” Sandrone said.
“Your problem,” Rosalyne said, with a long breath of smoke, “is that you keep letting your little girl sleep in your bed, rather than fucking her in there. She’s got the purpose all wrong.”
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“Shh,” Flins murmured, nails catching against the curves of Illuga’s ribs. “You’re doing so well for me. Look at how well you take my cock.”
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be sure my dear masetto is made happy by jonphaedrus for all_ashes
Fandoms: Don Giovanni - Mozart/Da Ponte
16 Dec 2025
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Masetto glared at him. Leporello flourished his finest bow. “My dear Masetto.” He proffered the cup. “You should try to enjoy yourself, you know. At least try the chocolate.”
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k2, p2, yo, k2tog by jonphaedrus for minusfifty (CloudBeets)
Fandoms: The Raven Tower - Ann Leckie
16 Dec 2025
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Here is a story I have heard: Once, long before Xulhan was an empire, in the land cared for by a tribe, on the rocks of warm dry mountains, there was a Sheep, a god who stood out amongst the flocks.
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“Lass, you’ve your hands half inside my shirt.” It could hardly be denied, as the evidence was presently that James’s hands were indeed both halfway inside Francis’s shirt, his nails scraping through hair and catching gently against pale skin. When they caught at the edge of Francis’s areola, he hissed between his teeth, his spine arching faintly, his head dropping back, back, back. “What is it you’re after?”
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Royals Having a Nice Time by jonphaedrus, lailah_tov
Fandom: Band Sinister - K. J. Charles, Original Work, Royals Having a Nice Time - lailah_tov, 皇家乐趣 | The Pleasures of Royalty
30 Oct 2025
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Three men in a complicated relationship have a lot of kinky sex while figuring out how to get better at loving one another and themselves.
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rainbow rocket boyfriend swap by jonphaedrus
Fandom: Pocket Monsters: X & Y | Pokemon X & Y Versions
27 Oct 2025
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there's a plot for this series theoretically but up until i write it, it's just "there's four of them and they fuck"
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Super Effucktive 2025 by jonphaedrus
Fandom: Don Giovanni - Mozart/Da Ponte, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime 1997-2023), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters: X & Y | Pokemon X & Y Versions, Sherlock Holmes (Downey films), Tales of Symphonia
31 May 2025
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golden lads and girls all must, as chimney-sweepers, come to dust. by jonphaedrus
Fandom: Final Fantasy XII, Final Fantasy XII: Revenant Wings
25 Jul 2025
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gabranth lives. and so does ivalice spin on, the years before her winding away, wrenched from the axis upon which they once hinged. so do many things change. so do many not.
(ivalice au; "for want of a nail" being gabranth lives, and all this spells for generations to come.)
[ title from shakespeare, cymbeline, act iv, scene ii ]
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Guilt is a burden James cannot afford to carry on the march. Francis devises a plan to lighten the load before they set out.
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Bump in the Road by Samifer for jonphaedrus
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters: X & Y | Pokemon X & Y Versions
10 Apr 2025
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Pokémon professors, as far as Diantha was aware, had to be open to debates and discussions. Many of the breakthroughs of the last few decades, including those Augustine had contributed to, had come about after periods of skepticism, of long, drawn-out explanations regarding both results and circumstances. Scientific progress usually involved, after rigorous experimentations, some convincing. Demonstrations and whatnot.
Despite this, there was apparently no proof good enough for Professor Augustine Sycamore when it came to admitting that he was owed a break.
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Bookmarked by jonphaedrus
27 Apr 2025
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This fic got me so hard I stood up and then grayed out
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three-body problem [fanmix] by Anonymous for jonphaedrus
Fandoms: Neon Genesis Evangelion
28 Nov 2024
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Bookmarked by jonphaedrus
18 Apr 2025
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music for all horrible eva ot3 fanfic forever and always
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The Exorcist of Venice by radishanatomy
Fandoms: Conclave (2024), Conclave - Robert Harris
16 Jul 2025
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Aldo Bellini, the newly elected Dean of the Sacred College of Cardinals, is thrust into a situation which will forever alter his views on faith, the world and his fellow Men in Christ—especially a certain aggravating Venetian Cardinal with a bad temper and a worse attitude.
Bookmarked by jonphaedrus
07 Mar 2025
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Brilliant, genius fic. Contrasting tedesco and Bellini within the setting of the supernatural and forcing them to solve problems together is so much fun and so complex and so unusual. It's just great reading and the characters all rock. The ghosts and demons? Terrifying. I genuinely love wvery word and can barely wait to read and read and read
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In the Congo, in Iraq, in Afghanistan, Benítez is plagued by nightmares.
In Rome, he meets Lawrence, and the nightmare ends.
Bookmarked by jonphaedrus
27 Feb 2025
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"They open Christ’s heart. They peer inside. All they see is love."
Fics that feel tangible in my hands