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    Midoriya Izuku spent months on the UA. Studying, fighting off the League of Villains and working towards his secretive villainous master plan. Except, he eventually realized that the biggest obstacle he'll face are his classmates. So, after gathering the necessary evidence, he organizes a meeting in order to confront them about the truly terrifying discovery that he made.

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    “Alright, so now that we have that covered…” Midoriya says. “... I’m going to address the main issue. Continuing my hero career AND maintaining all the logical ruses I need to keep the teachers fooled is getting harder and harder nowadays. Why you ask?” He sighs. “It’s because I have to attend a class with nineteen villains pretending to be heroes. Each one of which SUCKS at acting.”

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    12 Mar 2026

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    All For One meets Izuku Midoriya long before All Might.

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    10 Mar 2026

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    In a world obsessed with killing and dying, Seiko is mostly concerned with chasing off her boredom. The Academy wasn’t exactly intellectually stimulating, but dying in the second shinobi war sounded like a long walk off a short pier. Everyone is always so stressed about avoiding attention, or min-maxing skills in situations like this.

    Seiko is of the opinion that those people need to chill the hell out. Maybe play a little shogi. Death comes for them all anyways. Better to enjoy this all while it lasts.

    (genius self insert stumbles into disrupting a timeline with the intentionality of an elephant trampling a very fancy tea shop.)

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    10 Mar 2026

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    FMA best case scenario. But the Elrics, even at peace and completely happy in themselves, are still kind of alarming to bystanders.

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    "The first time Captain Levi tells Deku that his cleaning’s 'not horrible' Deku cries, because this is the highest praise any soldier can ever be given in the Survey Corps. The others clap enthusiastically as he sobs into Petra’s shoulder."

    At USJ, Midoriya Izuku, instead of landing in the Flood Zone, is dropped into the world of Attack on Titan, promptly smashing his head on a rock and losing all his memories. Shiganshina has just fallen, and he wakes up on a refugee boat heading to Trost with no idea who he is or how he got there.

    Deku No-Surname is a former member of the Trostian Mafia, a street rat, and a valued member of Special Operations Squad Levi. His plans for the future haven't really surpassed "try not to die" until he finds himself being dragged into keeping Eren Jaeger, his fellow (quirked?) buddy from being executed by their totalitarian government.

    And then they're at war.

    He didn't really sign up for this.

    When he returns to his homeworld, he's... different. Sharper. Not the sniveling little kid 1-A remembers him as. No one knows where he's been, or where he got his scars, and he's not telling.

    All he knows is that if he's going down, he's dragging the League with him.

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