kady_wicker
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“Well, Miss Lee, you are over an hour late for your appointment. This will not do.”
“I’m so sorry,” you stutter. “There was traffic and, well, more traffic and then rain and –” He cuts you off.
“In most cases such as these, I would simply cancel the appointment and refer you to another psychiatrist who is willing to deal with,” he looks you up and down, “less reliable patients. However, given current circumstances, I have another idea.” He opens the door more widely and you find yourself going in.
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Overwhelmed and late to your first appointment with your new psychiatrist, you find yourself invited to partake in some rather unconventionally therapy.
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Ilya Rozanov’s Guide to Fanfic Etiquette by Ihaveaskedyouthrice
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
21 Jan 2026
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H: I can't believe I have to explain to you why you can't write RPF about yourself and your husband TO POST ON THE INTERNET.
I: Harris, this is very poor fanfiction etiquette.
I: YSINMS
I: Ship and let ship, Harris.Or, Harris tries to get Ilya to stop writing fanfiction and instead gets lessons in appropriate fanfic etiquette.
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25 Feb 2026
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“Oh my god,” the intruder says, voice coming faster and higher-pitched. “Shane, what the fuck? Oh my god.”
“Eeleeyah, come to my cottage,” Ilya mocks, voice muffled by Shane’s skin. “Don’t go to Russia. Come to my house instead. Is so private. No one will know…we will be completely alone. Together.”
“Oh my god, is that Ilya Rozanov?” the intruder yelps like he's about to start hyperventilating. “Why is Ilya Rozanov half-naked in our kitchen, Shane?”
“Okay, I know how this looks,” Shane tells Ilya, “But I mean, technically, we are still alone. Together.”
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At the cottage, Shane and Ilya meet eighteen year old Shane Hollander. This is really only a surprise for one of them. Everyone handles it as well as can be expected.
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18 Feb 2026
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The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry. When the MLH can’t negotiate with the Hockey Players’ Union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season, the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contracts. For four months in Switzerland, they share a team, a line, a house, and a bed.
Then the lockout ends in January, and it’s time to go back. Back to different countries, cities, lives. Beds.
Reentry is harder than expected.
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16 Feb 2026
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Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.
Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.
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15 Feb 2026
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So Shane Hollander is, how do you say in English, a dirty little thief. A clothing thief, to be precise. Ilya can't say he saw that coming, but he also can't pretend he's all that mad about it.
His shirt looks good on his Shane. On Shane. On Hollander.
Right. His shirt looks good on Hollander.
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15 Feb 2026