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• допустим если вы дали пизды ебанной вороне то вероятно она запомнит ваш блядский ебальник и захочет вам отомстить by khlhji

  Fandoms: 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)  

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  • Gen, M/M
  • Complete Work

  19 Jan 2026

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  • Hijikata Toshirou/Sakata Gintoki
  • Oboro/Takasugi Shinsuke
  • Oboro (Gintama)
  • Takasugi Shinsuke
  • Sakata Gintoki
  • Hijikata Toshirou
  • Fluff and Humor

  Summary

  Идея двойного свидания, неожиданно, пришла Оборо.

  — Гинтоки, — сказал он, вытирая руки о фартучек с медвежатками. Встретились случайно, у Оборо как раз закончилась смена - работал он воспиталем в детском саду. Детей Гинтоки было жаль, а вот Оборо, то и дело щеголявшего то с ПВА клеем на щеке, то с бантиками в волосах, не было жаль ни капельки. — я хочу официально встретить твою вторую половинку. У нас с Шинске выходной в следующую среду, сходим на обед.

  Виноват, как всегда, Зура.

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  Русский

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  2,391

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  Kudos:

  3

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• Two Bots in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Sentient Malware) by khlhji

  Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

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  • Work in Progress

  08 Aug 2025

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  • Balin (Murderbot Diaries)
  • Murderbot 2.0 (Murderbot Diaries)
  • SecUnit 3 (Murderbot Diaries)
  • Humor
  • Fix-It of Sorts
  • Balin Lives

  Summary

  Three looked at me expectantly. Not at me, as I was now piloting a shuttle we stole from Perihellion and don't have a physical body, but at the zeros and ones of my code. Its look was so pointed, I cranked up slightly. The shuttle shook.

  2.0 and Three leave Perihelion, encounter a sad-looking CombatBot and fail to watch a documentary.

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  English

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  2,422

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  2/?

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  5

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  20

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• Check-up by khlhji

  Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine  

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  • Complete Work

  13 Mar 2025

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  • Julian Bashir & Odo
  • Odo (Star Trek)
  • Julian Bashir
  • Quark (Star Trek)
  • Humor
  • let odo be weird and medically impossible

  Summary

  "You're the man of mystery, Constable," Jullian said cheerfully. "I've always wanted to ask, if you don't mind..."

  Odo looked like he minded very much but waved his hand: continue, if you must.

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  English

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  1/1

  Comments:

  4

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  31

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• all I want for christmas is to hijack your brother's party by khlhji

  Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics), Lucifer (Comic)  

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  • Gen, M/M
  • Complete Work

  06 Jan 2025

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  • Destiny of the Endless/Lucifer Morningstar
  • The Corinthian/Dream of the Endless | Morpheus
  • Destiny of the Endless
  • Lucifer Morningstar (Vertigo Comics)
  • The Corinthian (Sandman)
  • Dream of the Endless | Morpheus
  • New Year's Eve
  • New Year's Fluff
  • юргис он тоже тут

  Summary

  Судьба и Люцифер приходят на вечеринку без приглашения.

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  Русский

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  1,073

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• everyone in the family are oblivious and frankly confusing by khlhji

  Fandoms: The Sandman (Comics), Dead Boy Detectives (TV)  

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  • Complete Work

  30 May 2024

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  • Destiny of the Endless/Lucifer Morningstar
  • The Endless Characters (The Sandman)
  • Humor
  • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
  • too much characters to tag

  Summary

  Instead of fake dating everyone is convinced that you aren't actually dating

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  310

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  8

  Kudos:

  17

  Bookmarks:

  3

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