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    A Cajun chef and a cargo hold of other humans are captured by Aliens. Zygerrian slavers. Turns out that Star Wars is real, George Lucas had visions, and it's the middle of the Clone Wars.

    Of course, the visions scrambled the order of things, people look nothing like the actors cast for them, and humans do not domesticate well. Still, how much trouble can a few humans cause?

    All of it. All the trouble.

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    In which Percy and Obi-wan are two characters doomed by the narrative to always be at war. Percy, after leading two wars, refuses to let kids suffer when he can help. When Obi-wan receives the help from an adult he’s been begging for, shouldering the damnation becomes a little less daunting. They just might solve the galaxy's problems along the way

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    22 Mar 2026

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    The Creche Masters were often considered the last line of defence against external threats. Today marked the first time in centuries that their hand was forced. Alarms echoed through the eerily empty halls. In the distance, the sound of battle could be heard but it had not yet reached the heart of the Temple quite yet.

    The fight ahead would not be pretty. It would not be long before it arrived.

    The tall ornate doors leading to the most inner sanctum of the Coruscant Temple had been shut and locked. Behind it, the Jedi Younglings were being readied for evacuation.

    In front of the door stood a lone figure.

    This was hardly the first time Creche Master Obi-Wan Kenobi acted as a sentry, though this position might just be his most crucial one. His huddle of Younglings were behind the doors at his back, and he would die before letting anyone through those doors.

    He stood still, unmoving and unafraid. Taking a deep breath, Obi-Wan took his saber and held it. He knew what he had to do, and he would stop at nothing to do it.

    These Mandalorians would pay for breaking into the Temple with their lives.
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    Or, a Creche Master Kenobi / Mand’alor Jaster AU

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    22 Mar 2026

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    “Is that a ring?” Ulic asks incredulously, coming to a sharp halt in the doorway of their borrowed office.

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    22 Mar 2026

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    Nereus had seen many Godly children through the years, but none had held the same power as this demigod His power- it shone like the moon. It roared like the storm. It flowed like the tides. Nereus saw that power, saw the power that no demigod child of Poseidon had ever held, and he knew that this grandchild of his was important.

    When the mortal fools messed up, Nereus was there to catch him.

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    16 Mar 2026

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    Jason Todd was four when his little brother Perseus Todd was born.

    Jason Todd was six when he and Percy got kicked out of their apartment for the first time.

    Jason Todd was nine when he and Percy slept in alleyways more nights than not.

    Jason Todd was ten when Percy vanished.

    Jason Todd is twenty when he finds his little brother.


    OR: Percy Jackson and Jason Todd are siblings, and after ten long years of being apart, they're both keeping secrets.

     

    A/N: Every PJO event is pushed forward a year. The Lightning Thief happens when Percy is 11. The Prophecy is when Percy is 15. Tartarus happens when he's 15/16.

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    16 Mar 2026