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    Sisko sat back in his chair, a vaguely pained expression on his face. “Most of your health paperwork was adjusted already. However, there are certain forms that need to be refiled, by you. Specifically, forms related to health regulation 67.” 

    “The health regulation that has to do with interspecies sexual contact? I- oh god, they’re making me resubmit all my fuck forms?!”

    “Doctor!”

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    15 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 47

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    modern day looks into the bridgerton family and friends group chats as each of them plays out their respective love stories.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    He didn’t like to admit it, but the truth was he’d always had a thing for her boobs. It started a couple of years before the Yellow Bra Incident, back when Penelope had just turned thirteen and started growing them. Which, of course, coincided with Colin, at the time fifteen-going-on-sixteen, becoming obsessed with breasts. Not hers in particular, just breasts in general, but… well, Penelope was a little plump. Which meant her budding breasts were a little plump as well. She had developed earlier and faster than his sister, who remained a beanpole for many years yet.

    He was very good at compartmentalising, it turned out.

    Pen was his little sister’s bestie, yes; but Pen’s breasts were an entirely different thing altogether.

    (aka the AU where Penelope becomes an instagram lingerie model and Colin loses his mind.)

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    28 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 19

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    When Pete opens the door to her house and sees an argyle sweater and a denim skirt and the most circular glasses she’s ever seen a person wear, her first instinct is to laugh her ass off.

    “This is our miracle?” Pete asks, turning around to twist her face at Joe, letting him know that yeah, she’ll pass on this one, when the most geometrical girl in town clears her throat behind her, opening the door a little wider.

    “I’m not a miracle. I’m Trish. Are you coming in or not?”

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    20 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 22

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    When Noel sees a groupie leaving Liam's hotel room he just can't help but have a taste.

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    19 Jan 2026