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The Politician by gooseberry (lesbinope) for Cumbersome
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Dec 2024
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Cissamione AU. Narcissa Malfoy unwittingly becomes Hermione’s mentor in the political sphere of the Ministry.
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Sweet Mother I Cannot Weave by lesbinope for Cumbersome
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Apr 2020
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Drawing of the woman yelling at cat meme but Fleur is holding turnips and Hermione is holding a knife, since it has fallen on me to defend the honor of a wonderful, perfectly fine, healthy, delicious, fibrous vegetable. This is a direct response to Much Ado Aboot Vegetables by Cumbersome, who is not a turnip but a wonderful, perfectly fine, healthy, delicious, fibrous human.
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Almost one year after Hermione's magical mishap that gave her an unwanted addendum between her legs, she and Narcissa are still going strong. The batch of botched gummy bears has shrunk significantly after a lot of "academic research", they're at a height in their careers, and Hermione has permanently moved into Castle Black. But then, old magic awakens and threatens to uproot their peaceful lives.
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- Part 2 of A Botched Weasley Wizard Wheeze
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27 Jan 2026
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In the early days of the war, the Order of the Phoenix are arranging all the resources they need. One of those resources is Fleur Delacour. Unfortunately, Bill Weasley can no longer go through with marrying Fleur to keep her in the country. With nobody else available and a short window of time, Hermione finds herself putting her hand up to marry Fleur in order to get the part-Veela her visa. Hermione quickly finds Fleur is even colder than she remembered. But with a marriage to fake and a war to win, will Fleur thaw for Hermione?
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24 Jan 2026
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Hermione has always been the brains of the operation. Seriously, the boys would've been dead a month into their first year if not for her. When she presents as an Omega, she begins to realize just how much they've taken her for granted, and how much she's willing to do to find people who'll put her happiness first.
This is a Hermione x Black sisters fic, beginning just before her fifth year at Hogwarts and carrying on after her seventh. Canon will diverge slowly as the story progresses, but general story beats still apply. A/B/O.
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20 Jan 2026
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All Hermione wanted this Halloween was to spend a cosy night in by the fire. No night out, no party with screaming children underfoot, just a night to herself. Well, and Crookshanks, of course.
But now...
Hermione laughs. What the— “Seriously? You want me to sit here and 'continue my evening' with three unconscious witches in the house, and one bleeding out in my armchair? Just— and two that were dead!"
These witches are mad!
And of course they are. She shouldn't expect anything less than unhinged chaos from the House of Black.
The kissing, though, that's a new one.
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19 Jan 2026
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Dividing people into groups based on different facets of their personalities was never going to be accurate or healthy. Hermione knew that.
So, defining any one person based on these traits was illogical, and relying on such information would prove faulty.
Despite this, there was one fact that was universally acknowledged throughout Hogwarts History by any who paid attention:
Slytherins were attracted to power.
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19 Jan 2026