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The War of the Malfoys by MissiAmphetamine (Kaleidoscope)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Feb 2026
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When a pandemic of Runespoor Fever sweeps through the wizarding world at the end of 2003, leaving a full quarter of its victims infertile, the International Confederation of Wizards takes drastic action. A marriage and reproductive law is enacted, throwing the wizarding world into upheaval.
Lightly inspired by the 1989 film The War of the Roses, (but without the animal death,) and our own recent pandemic.
She was wearing one of her neat, buttoned-up outfits as always; brown herringbone trousers and a silky cream blouse that covered her from throat to wrist, her hair braided around her head but not quite as neat as usual. He stopped several feet from her and frowned. “Why do you smell of smoke, Granger?”
“Does it really matter, Malfoy?” She skewered him with a glare, arms folding across her chest. “Perhaps I took up smoking.”
“And did you?”
She gave him an ‘are you mad?’ look. “No, I burnt down my office,” she said exasperatedly, as if it should’ve been obvious, and he tried to refrain from giving her an ‘are you mad?’ look in return.
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07 Mar 2026
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Ron Weasley thought suggesting an open relationship was a mature, modern solution. What he did not think through was the possibility of waking up the next morning to find a shirtless blond man in his kitchen, barefoot, unbothered, and drinking coffee from his favourite "Best Boyfriend Ever" mug.
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25 Feb 2026
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After a Ministry gala, Draco Malfoy comes home early to Hermione Granger with a confession: Theodore Nott slipped a libidinous draught into his drink.
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25 Feb 2026
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Hermione Granger attends an ancient Roman-style Bacchanal with a plan: fulfill the requirements of the Ministry’s Repopulation Act, stay anonymous, and leave with no (additional) complications.
That is, until she meets a wizard far too tempting to resist.
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Draco Malfoy approaches Hermione Granger at a masked breeding-themed revelry, and she quickly realises he has no idea that it’s her.
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25 Feb 2026
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“There’s something wrong with me, Malfoy. You’re normal. Everyone else is normal. And I don’t think I’m the person you should choose.” Hermione hangs her head. “I don’t know all the positions and the sounds and the words. I don’t know what you’re looking for. I’m probably going to be the worst one night stand you ever have.”
Malfoy says nothing for a long time.
Hermione is too nervous to look up from the sidewalk. She’s just poured out her biggest insecurity to someone who isn’t her Mind Healer or the members of her group therapy. This is a big step she isn’t sure she was ready to take.
And she’s just taken it with Draco Malfoy.
He cocks an eyebrow.
“Granger. If you think I’m anything close to normal, you are sorely mistaken.”
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25 Feb 2026