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    There was no way this show was real. Absolutely no way was there an audience for this incredibly niche program.

    He'd totally fallen asleep in his noodles and he was having a fever dream, wasn't he?

    When Bakugou started chopping vegetables with lightning speed and incredible efficiency, Eijirou was too awed for a moment to even blink. And then the blond looked right into the camera and pointed the knife out like it was a threat, "use the flat front of your fingers to stop yourself getting cut. Or... I'll cut you." He growled and reached to pop another button on his shirt.

    Bakugou leaned across the island counter he was working on and ran the tip of his tongue along his top row of teeth, "want more, loser? Fucking pay up. The full video is..."

    Eijirou had never purchased what he seriously hoped was actually porn so fast in his whole life.

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    Jimin swears that he’s too self-conscious to really get into petplay. Boyfriends Taehyung and Jungkook wager that a healthy mix of covert hypnosis and behavioral conditioning can change his feelings on the matter.

    (Jimin gives them a month. He starts to break in under a week.)

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    28 Dec 2025

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    24 Nov 2025

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    Arthur thinks he has every right to be annoyed that the bloke he shagged last night is flirting with his flatmate over breakfast. Look, it’s the principle of the thing, that's all. It’s not as if Arthur wants Merlin for himself, or anything.

    Ahem. (Yes he does.)

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    15 Nov 2025

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    “I’m leaving.” Merlin says, because this situation already cost him his Duolingo streak, and he’s too tired to deal with Arthur when the food Gaius is serving him looks like it belongs on a list of war crimes committed by the Canadian soldiers.

    “Where to?” His mentor asks, and Merlin shrugs, before going to his room and packing his bag.

    “India. Gaius, I have decided I don’t give a damn, especially not when having to eat that bland food. I’ll be back in three months, make sure Arthur doesn’t die when I’m out.”

    “Merlin!” And maybe, if he was younger and didn’t travel back to the past last month, he would’ve actually cared about the ‘eyebrow of disapproval’.

     

    Or, a 1500yo Merlin gets zapped to the past during his vacation to Cuba. You’d think he’s happy to see Arthur again. He’s not.

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    07 Nov 2025