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All he could smell was her sweet cunt. Her sweet, Omega scent. His urgency all but forgotten, his wand arm limp, his jaw slackened, caught up in the smell of Hermione, Draco could not think; summer air in the countryside, rich with fragrance, flavour spilled over his tongue, down his throat.
Omega, she was an Omega. She had to be — Draco had gone on enough dates (forced by his mother, arranged by Pansy, set up by Blaise and Theo) with Beta witches, to know that there was no way to truly replicate an Omega’s scent. The perfumes, potions, essences, were overly sweet and chemically, artificial in a way that made him cringe, sneeze, and curse.
Draco ignored twenty years of knowledge and hard proof, allowed his blood to be infused with delirious hope.
or, Hermione has her first heat and Draco is sent by to perform a welfare check on her, after which, things spiral into filth.
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staked through the heart, and you're to blame by llcooljones
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Oct 2024
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“Why’d we stop?” panted out, on the last breath in her lungs.
“Because, if we keep going like this, I’m gonna end up fucking you in front of all these people. And I figure, you probably don’t want that.” His words were rough as he kept eye contact with Hermione, his fingers stroking at her.
or, a really, really sappy one-night stand between a shy girl and a kind frat boy that probably won't stay a one-night stand.
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Hermione wound her fingertips through the mess of blond hair on his head, unwilling to part with him until absolutely necessary. Soon, she’d be cradled in the arms of another, but not now. Now, she had him, her Guard, and so much more. Thick, muscular arms wrapped around her waist, pushing her onto him. If they could, she knew he’d be using his strength to push her into him, to keep her warm and safe in the bones of his rib cage. Her, his heart — they were interchangeable.
Sighing into his ear, she closed her eyes against reality. Slipped through clouds, landed in a world where she never had to let go, landed in a world where she was his, and he was hers, and life was theirs for the taking.
or, a moment between a princess and her bodyguard.
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My little collection of drabbles, that I'm slowly growing.
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She looked at the time again, pondering someone else. He’d be asleep, probably wrapped up with his wife, like Hermione was supposed to be with her husband. His wife would be satisfied, he’d never let her go to bed with fewer than two orgasms and a slap on the ass. Experience had taught her well, but jealousy clawed vicious scars in her throat. She rubbed her thumb over the hollow, rested her hand on her décolletage.
or, Hermione Granger's husband can't satisfy her.
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wishing you a very smutty holiday by llcooljones
Fandom A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas, Throne of Glass Series - Sarah J. Maas
04 Jul 2022
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Hermione's dropping off her son to spend the holidays with his dad at the cabin when a snowstorm hits. She has no choice but to spend the holidays with them.
Can you say deja vu?
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- Part 2 of The Weather Outside is Frightful
Bookmarked by llcooljones
31 Dec 2025
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Pure/Honey by Gluten_Full
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
03 Jul 2025
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"Have you ever heard of squirting?" Annabeth asked.
Percy's face went red. He tried to play it cool. "Uh, yeah, yeah, I've heard of it. Why?"
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Or - the first time Percy figures out how to get Annabeth to squirt, and he can't get enough.Series
- Part 1 of Renaissance Smut Series
Bookmarked by llcooljones
08 Dec 2025
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Lessons in Love by ananbeth for blackjacktheboss
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
26 Sep 2020
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Percy and Annabeth don't move in together until their senior year of college and it's not as smooth sailing as people think it will be...
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08 Dec 2025
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“We can pretend,” she whispers, tugging on him. “Like we used to.”
Or: a step-sibling incest AU.
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30 Oct 2025
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Pièce de Résistance by neilistic, Yeuxverts for On_a_whimbrel
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Sep 2024
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Healer Hermione Granger is slowly descending into wank-related madness as several of Draco’s veela samples conspire to drive her insane.
Or; Four times healer Hermione came imagining veela Draco, and the one time she fucked him. Also, they’re soulmates.
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12 Aug 2025