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    It’s Pansy’s fault, really, for inviting Draco’s Quidditch star ex and his new boytoy to her wedding cruise. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and nothing is more desperate than asking the only other wizard in England who can compete in both looks and fame to fake being in love with him for seven days.

    The fact that Potter is also his boss, roommate, and occasional friend should make it easier.

    So Draco has it handled. Everything is fine.

    Draco's an exceptional liar and Potter is…well, admittedly Potter is becoming a problem.

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    09 Jul 2025

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    Harry and Draco specialize in identifying and sanitizing dark-magic artifacts and locations. Their most recent assignment is the finally revealed Carrow house. They've cleared some dark-infused places in their partnership, but none as saturated as the Carrow family home.

    They may be experts, but even experts aren't always able to account for everything. When they trigger a curse in the Carrow study, Draco will be the one to suffer the consequences.

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    15 Mar 2025

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    Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts fic, this.

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    20 Dec 2024

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    Harry stood there, in the middle of the Great Hall, just staring. It was quite inexplicable, the feeling. Something only a few ever managed to word correctly — managed to truly capture all it encompasses.

    But Harry's no poet. And after all he's been through, he's certainly not caring enough to word it adequately.

    He wants to fuck. And fuck hard. He wants to mate and breed and marry and fuck some more.

    Malfoy — no, Draco — on the other hand (who is stuck staring back at Harry) has always been partial to the creative arts and finer things in life. Having a sharp tongue and quick wit, literacy has never failed him. At least, not up until this moment he currently finds himself in.

    He, too, would say he wants to fuck, fuck hard, and mate and breed and marry and fuck some more.

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    02 Sep 2024

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    Mystery Work

    Part of Why Can't I just unpublish
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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    08 Mar 2024