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    Penelope and Colin are besties, roommates, and idiots in love with each other but too afraid to make a move...

    Until they get a little nudge in the right direction.

    OR: the one where Polin gets Sex Pollen'd...

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  2. Public Bookmark 68

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    "You can't distract me, who isn't being fucked properly?" Colin's eyes have lit up, ever the gossip.

    Eloise gestures to Pen, too drunk to heed her pleading eyes, "Penelope. Can you believe it? A body like that and no man has managed to get her off? A travesty!"

    "Fucksake," Penelope moans, covering her face with her hands.

    Colin swivels towards her, swaying slightly at the speed he moved, "You're lying."

    "Colin, I really can't have this conversation with you." She already knows that the man she's madly in love with would never understand. She's seen his Instagram posts, the girls all over him. It's not going to be anything he can relate to.

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  3. Public Bookmark 61

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    Penelope stood in his doorway, biting her bottom lip and peering up at him hesitantly, drenched from head to toe, dripping water all over his ‘A Silly Goose Lives Here’ doormat (something Hyacinth had gifted him when she was six years old—she had him pegged from a very young age).

    He hadn’t seen Penelope in weeks—twenty-two days, five hours and…six…minutes to be exact—not that he was counting. The memory of the last time he’d seen her popped up into his mind without permission—her frantically whispered apologies hitting his ears, even as his lips still tingled from the warmth of hers, as she ran from his life, taking his shattered heart with her.

    “Colin…” She was twisting her hands together nervously. “I’m sorry to bother you like this…” Her voice was shaky, and she glanced down and took a breath, seemingly to compose her nerves. “I just…”

    “Are you okay?” Colin couldn’t help but ask. No matter how angry or hurt he was, he still cared for her deeply, and he could not hide his concern at seeing her show up on his doorstep in this state.

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  4. Public Bookmark 21

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    The practice of highway robbery had long since died out in England by the 1810s; the last highwayman, Robert/James Snooks, having been hanged in 1802 for his crimes. These villains had sometimes been referred to as a ‘Gentleman of the Road’ and romanticised by many ordinary folk, but in 1814, a new villain began terrorising the roads around London.  He was no manner of gentleman though. He was an utter rake.

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    “Would you help me?” she asked.

    “What?” The tea cup nearly slipped from his grasp.

    “I think I just need some help to…make things interesting–for the story, I mean.”

    “Oh…um…of course, I’d love to help you, Pen,” he said quietly before adding, “but, I’m not sure how?” His massive frame shrunk, shy and hesitant – a stark contrast to the typically poised, confident Colin Bridgerton she knew.

    “Well, I think the biggest challenge is going to be…positioning. My characters have a height difference, kind of like you and me.” She could feel her cheeks flush at her admission, but she bravely continued. “If we could just…simulate various positions–clothes on and everything…that might help?”

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    OR Penelope asks Colin to help her simulate sex positions so she can figure out the logistics of smut. As a friend.

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