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Omega Hermione is willingly captured and delivered to the ice-bound heart of enemy territory. There, she uncovers a hidden world—defined by dogma, ruled by alphas—and must decide whether to place her trust in those who have the power to destroy her.
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Everyone knew what went on in the second last stall from the right in the gents at Ilkley Moor Stadium.
Well, in actual fact there were two working theories. One, a particularly stridulous ghoul had taken up residence, or two, it was the epicentre of a multitude of sloppy, anonymous gob jobs. Either way, the result was the same; the bathroom located in the old west stand was generally avoided.
Unless one found themselves curious, that is. About getting their knob wet on another bloke’s tongue. Not ghouls.
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Decaying Organic Matter by neilistic, small_planet
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Feb 2026
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Meet Draco at a very strange time in his life.
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APPLICATION TO COMMENCE PRISONER INTERROGATION USING PROTOCOL 27-E: APPROVED.
AGENT IN CHARGE: HERMIONE JEAN GRANGER
SPECIAL CONDITIONS: THREE SESSIONS MAXIMUM. FURTHER FAILURE TO ELICIT REQUIRED INFORMATION WILL RESULT IN PRISONER TRANSFER TO CENTRAL COMMAND, WHERE PHYSICAL AND/OR MENTAL PERSUASION TECHNIQUES MAY BE USED AS PER PROTOCOLS 8A-19C.
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BEEN TO HELL AND BACK, I CAN SHOW YOU VOUCHERS by WhatMurdah
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Feb 2026
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Draco came to, naked, sprawled across the pentagram on the worn floorboards of the inn’s rented room. He lifted his head. His body had smeared the chalk and the salt on re-entry.
His tailbone hurt.
His head hurt.
He was thirsty.
Draco slowly pushed up to sitting. His wand was in his hand. His whole spine hurt. Something grazed his leg—his head whipped around, making the headache flare. A mouse? A rat? This room was disgusting.
No—
Hold on—
Draco twisted to look behind him.
F**K.
He had a tail.
Draco Malfoy—now an Unspeakable assigned to the Death Room—went to Hell and came back with a tail. Hermione Granger wants to help. Theo Nott doesn’t.
BEEN TO HELL AND BACK, I CAN SHOW YOU VOUCHERS is inspired by the bureaucratic implications of the titular Lil Wayne bar and me reading three books about Cardan Greenbriar because I thought there would be tail smut.
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- Part 1 of DRACO MALFOY HAS A SLUTTY LITTLE TAIL
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23 Feb 2026
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Abraxas Malfoy must get married, and sire an heir. He is also in love with Tom Riddle, who does not like sharing.
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22 Nov 2025
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Threatened with the loss of her trust fund allowance, wild child Pansy Parkinson takes her mother up on an offer she can't refuse: a job at the Ministry of Magic as personal secretary to tightly wound bureaucrat Percy Weasley.
The job is demanding, and so is her boss, in ways that Pansy never could have imagined.
When their mutual desires begin to spin out of control, how will Pansy convince her boss that sometimes, the only rules you need to follow are your own?
A loving tribute to the pure and criminally underappreciated magic that is the ParkWeasel ship, and the 2002 film Secretary.
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- Part 2 of Workplace Shenanigans
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25 Oct 2025
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The true Time-Turner was slammed savagely into Hermione's throat. It shattered against her neck, bits of glass and gold piercing into her skin. The last thing she saw before blackness consumed her was a plume of metallic dust and vitreous fragments, tiny prisms dancing behind her eyelids.
(In which Hermione accidentally ends up in 1950, pitted against an ascending Dark Lord in his prime, caught in the entanglement of pureblood politics, dark magic, and Tom Riddle's interest)
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17 Sep 2025
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The Malfoy family is not pleased with the announcement of a Marriage Law, but they are determined to get the best out of it, of course. And the best is clearly Hermione Granger. Hermione, however, would rather die.
Overall Winner of the 'Something Worth Fighting For' competition hosted by Quills & Parchment, along with winner of Best Angst, Best Dark, Judges’ Favorite, and Fan Favorite. Also, Runner-Up in the Pass the Tissues (Best Hurt/Comfort) category of the Spring 2017 Dramione Fanfiction Forum Awards.
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10 Sep 2025