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"You look like a pirate. All you need is a parrot. We should go to the pet store tomorrow and get you one. Are they expensive? I hope not. Oo! We should get you a wooden peg too, like the one they put to replace the foot. And if you're gonna get that, you should get the hand hook thing! And a pirate hat with the skull thing on it. And might as well get you a pirate ship. Then I can be your first mate or like the co-pirate or whatever you call it. And we can tell other people to walk the plank and stuff. Like stuff that pirates say. Oh my god someone should make one of those YouTube videos for that. Shit that pirates say. Swop the poop deck! Shiver me timbers! Arrrgg-"
"Shut up Niall."
"Aye, aye captain."
Or, Louis gets an eye patch and thinks he will never succeed in getting Harry.