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    dirty bulking by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    15 May 2026

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    Ilya laughs, swats at him. “Yuna!” He calls, “Your son is trying to make me fat!”

    Retirement and domesticity bring out new kinds of hunger.

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    17 May 2026

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    yuck! (now you got me blushin') by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

    29 Apr 2026

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    He shuddered when Grace's fingers tapped the glass panes of xenonite that separated them one afternoon, or as afternoon as their journey home would ever allow. His tone was playful, and Rocky braced himself from where he was meshing two panes of xenonite together. They really did have more important things to focus on. “Hypothetical: When we get back to Erid-”

    “If Grace and Rocky ever get back to Erid-”

    “-you’re saying I’m basically gonna be a walking porno for your race?”

    Rocky placed down his soldering iron. “Doesn't Grace have taumoeba tanks to check temperatures for?”

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    16 May 2026

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    pilot study (knowledge gaps) by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)  

    07 May 2026

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    To Grace's knowledge (i.e. the Hail Mary's database, i.e. all of human knowledge), there have never been any studies done to confirm whether ambrein (a derivative of sperm whale digestive secretions!) actually functions as an aphrodisiac in humans or not.

    Well, 15.8 light years from Earth, he's about to find out. Because the cytoplasm of Taumoeba consists in large parts of a triterpene alcohol that is startlingly similar to ambrein — and baby, he's all out of coma slurry.

    Or: The sex pollen amoeba fic you (never) asked for.

    Rocky utters a wordless little trill, half concerned and half curious. Always curious, and why would this be an exception? If anything, this is me conducting a pilot study on the unusual effects of Taumoeba on the human body, and oh is he ever morbidly fascinated by the many things my gross, leaky body does.

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    16 May 2026

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    what good will solitude do you? by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

    02 May 2026

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    Adrian has been... tetchy about how long we spend bonded like this, with Rocky cohabitating my body. I don't fully understand why. They've said that long-term cohabitation is dangerous for Eridians, and I know that, I've read about how Eridian cohabitation works.

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    11 May 2026

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    Forays Into Xenophilia and Other Moral Quandaries by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

    02 May 2026

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    Grace is repulsive.
    Grace is disgusting.
    Grace is a creeping horror made manifest.
    And Rocky wants Grace so badly it makes him look stupid.

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    08 May 2026