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    How do you tell a dog from an SAS sergeant?

    Soap's been trying to think of a punchline, but so far, all he's got is a dog’s gotta shit in the woods and bury it slightly more often than an SAS Sergeant.

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    29 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    Deacon and Street pull some overtime with the Domestic Violence unit, and respond to a typical DV call. Both Street and Deacon are attacked by members of the family.

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    26 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    When Jesus gets a call saying Judas has attempted suicide, it tilts everything he thought he knew on its head. It brings his Father's Grand Plan into doubt and for the first time, Jesus wonders if his sacrifice is the most important one.

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    21 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 25

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    Judas loves Jesus, but he's certain he could never love him back. That doesn't mean he can't enjoy something less refined in the arms of another.
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    (Pre-2012 arena canon. Judas meets Annas on Grindr and everything gets messy)

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    20 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 68

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    Two weeks after the Queen’s pregnancy was announced, the musketeers spend a leisurely morning at the garrison with friendly sparring and light-hearted banter about Aramis’ latest amorous conquest. Yet before the day is out, the friends fear for Athos’ life and the frightening weeks that follow threaten to break all of them.

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    16 May 2026