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In My Room by oneLargepairofpants
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Nov 2021
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Tap, tap on the glass
Caught a piece of ass
So young and pretty
It's too bad he passed
But he comes to my room and we talk at night
He's demonic and bloody but he holds me tight -
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Tyler's thoughts are getting bad again. Josh tries too hard, and Tyler ends up in the hospital. There may or may not be actual romantic relations in this story depending on where it goes.
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Harry felt Malfoy's breath on his lips as they came together over the bottle, hands firmly planted on the floor as though they each needed their familiar soil, refusing to cross into enemy territory.
Except that Malfoy no longer felt like his enemy.Malfoy felt inevitable.
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17 Oct 2025
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The man tugs a little too tight on his hair, and something in Kaveh’s brain short-circuits. Wine and sleep-deprivation crackle between his synapses; white flame bursts behind his eyes. Suddenly, the hands in his hair don’t belong to the Kshahrewar graduate—they belong to someone much younger, much more familiar, whose skin smells like coffee and parchment and mint.
Without thinking, Kaveh moans, "Haitham."
He’s suspended in the moment for what could be eons; every second is blissful. Warmth coils at the base of his belly. This is good. This is—
Wait.
Wait.
Seemingly out of the blue, Kaveh comes to realize his dear junior is... well, hot.
If only he could do something about it.
(And by "something," Kaveh means: blow Alhaitham into the next life.)
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- Part 1 of sex education
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I cannot be him, but I can be me (is that enough?) by ira_writes
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Jul 2025
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And despite that... Kaveh is… “Lovesick?”
Kaveh’s hands move to cover his face, palms muffling his words as he mutters, “It’s—not quite like that.”
“Well, the ‘sick’ aspect is accurate, at least.”
“No shit,” Kaveh snorts. “The ‘love’ component, though—it’s, uh—”
“You’re not in love?”
He coughs. “The greenhouse in my lungs begs to differ. I—it’s more that my body is mourning a love it knows can’t ever be requited.”
For all the negative feelings Alhaitham’s encountered over the past twelve hours, the sensation that creeps through him now is…
Unfamiliar.
Unknowable.
Despite all the languages he’s fluent in, Alhaitham is unable to conjure a word or phrase with which he can immediately label it. He just knows that whatever this feeling is, it’s unbelievably unpleasant. Like his body is stationary, yet his internal organs are plummeting into the Abyss.
“You love someone who doesn’t love you back?” he asks after a moment.
Kaveh has Hanahaki. That much is known. But who he loves, and whether Alhaitham will be able to save him, is up in the air.
(Haikavah vs. Hanahaki vs. A/B/O dynamics)
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“I hope you find yours someday, Yuji. It’s no good being alone.”
If his grandpa only knew, then he would not have been so earnest in his wish for Yuji to find his soulmate.
Well, soulmates. Because unlike most people, Yuji has two soulmarks.
AKA in which Yuji can see soulmarks and has two soulmates; communication is a three-way crossroads no one finds; and fate and choice are two sides of the same coin.
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This Should Have Been A Slow Burn by Aamalysstuff
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
24 Dec 2024
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Gojo Satoru is not gay. He’s not.
He likes tits and asses, and long fucking legs and curves. Long hair and pretty faces. He’s never been into men like - and he should know, he’s been in some kind of sport his whole life, from wrestling to basketball, and now he’s in a frat house. There’s naked dudes around him at all times. If he were fucking gay, he’d know already, but it's the opposite! He gets the heebies jeebies from seeing dicks flop around in the locker room and he likes eating pussy!
But no one in the world sucks his dick better than Geto Suguru, and Satoru thinks this is monstrously unfair.
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- Part 10 of Ama's Smutty One Shots