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“It’s called This or That, Granger. I’m sure you’ll pick it up quick.”
She glowered at him. “It’s called Would You Rather and it’s a Muggle game, you prat.”
He made a one-arm gesture of acceptance. “Fine, Granger. Would you rather…” He assessed her then smirked. “Have someone use their hands to give you a back massage or an orgasm?”
She got the sense he expected her to blush at the word. She stared at him, frustration mounting that he was being so juvenile and making their project take longer than it needed to.
“Can’t decide?” He quipped when she was still staring at him.
“Back massage,” she snapped. “I can’t do that myself.”
He chuckled. “Can’t do either of them yourself, but perhaps you’re too pure to know that. Pity not in the way that matters.”
Now she looked up. “What?”
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Or where Malfoy thinks women don’t masturbate and Hermione cannot abide ignorance.
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11 Oct 2025
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A simple dark-mode skin with custom icons.
Last update: 2025 February 16 (no longer being updated as of 2025 September 17). Please use the updated version of this, New Verdigris, instead!
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16 Jul 2025
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do you want me to read that for you? by reysromanova
Fandoms: Chaos Walking - Patrick Ness
30 Aug 2020
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When Todd's English teacher recommends that he get a tutor, the last person he expects to see sitting there is the pretty new girl he spends the period looking at instead of listening to--but there she is, binders spread out around her and a big smile on her face, waving him to the table she's staked out in the library.
Oh, boy. This is not going to go well for Todd.
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14 Feb 2021