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How To Build Your Very Own DIY Phallus by Anonymous
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
17 Feb 2026
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In which Alhaitham is experimenting with creating new types of Dendro constructs, much to the delight of his (very attractive) engineer roommate.
...If he can build his own headphones and music player, surely it can't be that hard to create a fully functional strap-on?
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Bookmarked by patchworked_heart
06 Aug 2026
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Alhaitham’s agency throws him into a livestream dating show. As expected, he rejects everyone. Rudely.
“Name a key scientist involved in the laws of thermodynamics.”
“Newton?”
“What is your stance on Dialectic of Enlightenment?”
“Dia-what?”
“Name a philosopher. As an advantage, a dead one.”
“...”
“Next.”It shouldn't have been as surprising when someone finally snaps.
“Do you even know the answers to these questions, or are you just waiting for someone to say Ibn al-Haytham to boost your own ego?”
Or: The internet is privy to Alhaitham falling in love on camera.
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Help, There’s a Starfish on the Roof! by dtnvrr4
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Jun 2026
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Kaveh had been clear. No poetic wording. No room for misunderstandings. No room for miscommunication.
“I don’t see you that way,” Alhaitham replied flatly.
Wow. So straightforward. So concise. Zero social etiquette.
The heartbreak had not even settled in yet and Kaveh already wanted to throw him off the building.
Cyno @tcg_pharaoh:
why is alhaitham on the roofTighnari @actual_leader:
what roof?? like about to jump??Cyno @tcg_pharaoh:
no he’s lying down flat like a starfish on the cement and just staring at the skyStar_Airbnb @star_villas:
🔗 StarFish Rooftop Villa, 2Bedroom, 1.5 Bathroom with View(or: Kaveh was the one who got rejected by Alhaitham, so why is his junior acting like a tragically abandoned stray cat?)
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01 Aug 2026
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intertwining branches: every kaveh has an alhaitham by telepathicflower
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
30 Nov 2025
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Each day, Kaveh is transferred to a different parallel reality, and in every single one of those, he and Alhaitham are together:
Waking up in Alhaitham’s arms felt more familiar on the third day. By the fourth, it was fully expected and, by the fifth, he found himself snuggling into those warm arms and sometimes smiling at the “Good morning, sweetheart,” before reminding himself of the situation and sitting down a very confused Alhaitham for a very confusing conversation. It’s not you he loves, he reminded himself, time and time again.
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tomorrow has not yet come, sadness is freedom by yixiaomeow
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
25 Jul 2024
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Their gazes find each other for a beat. “You serve the finest cocktails in the city, with the most elegant flair and the loveliest intensity in your demeanor. Is that not service enough as a bartender? To expect more is simple greed and a disservice to the skilled artist,” Zhongli ends with a flourish, curve of his subtly-lined lips shining with sincerity.
“You flatter me too much,” Xiao says quietly, hands stilling mid-pour.
“With you, I am only ever honest.” And he means it. Xiao knows this with certainty.
Two meet in the midnight glow of a Hong Kong bar. Xiao is wary, Zhongli is earnest.
Series
- Part 1 of midnight city
Bookmarked by patchworked_heart
20 Jul 2026