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Jason Todd goes to Titan's Tower to send a message. He won’t kill Robin there, no—that wouldn’t be poetic enough. Instead, he’ll torture the cuckoo to death and dump his body in the Nevada desert, never to be found—ensuring he has enough fingers and toes to mail Bruce for the next twenty years.
Only when the time comes, Jason…can’t do it.
Now, he’s stranded 3,000 miles from Gotham with nothing but a smart-mouthed Robin, a beat-up pickup truck, and a dream.
You know what they say—take me home, country roads.
Or,
Jason goes to Titans Tower to attack Tim. Instead, the two road-trip across the country from San Fransisco back to Gotham. Featuring greasy diner food, shitty motels, talks about trauma in the bed of a pickup truck, and as many metaphors about roads as I can possibly cram in here.
OR OR,
Jason drives forever and ends up exactly where he started.
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20 May 2026
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The Dark Side of the Looking Glass by writersagainstwritersblock
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
08 Apr 2026
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As a general rule, Bruce believed time, space, and dimension were not to be messed with. However, in this case seeing as an alternate universe’s Batman had come to their universe with the intention of killing him, replacing him, and tearing down their Justice League from the inside so his Justice League could implement their own brand of justice on as many universes as possible, it seemed like a problem best not left to fate.
“I say we take the fight to them,” Hal said. “If they want to go around messing with our dimension, then fucking up theirs is fair game.”
“Play on their home turf? No way,” Barry said. “They’re bound to realize their plan didn’t work eventually and then they’ll have to bring the fight to us.”
“And who knows how many other unsuspecting civilians that may be caught in the crossfire of their attack,” Clark said.
“I say we find out everything this imposter knows and then face them head on,” Diana said.
“Oh please, if that doesn’t work on our Batman, there’s no way it works on evil Batman,” Oliver said.
“Bruce?” Clark asked.
“It was a good plan,” Bruce said.
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13 May 2026
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Blood and Bone by iselsis for astrobatty
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
24 Apr 2026
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Dick Grayson, former vampire hunter raised by a vampire billionaire vigilante, has continued the family traditions of both his families by a) catching a vampire, and b) impromptu adopting a small child.
Of course, adopting in this case is technically kidnapping, but since Jason is a vampire, Dick can basically legally do whatever he wants with him.
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Jason has been captured by a vampire hunter. His life is over.
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13 May 2026
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Alternate universe evil!Batman tries to blackmail his counterpart with evidence of his own crimes against children. He gets curbstomped for his trouble, and his living victims are rescued. But what are the rescuers to do with his accomplice, who aided him in killing and torturing people since he was old enough to hold a knife?
For Damian's part, he doesn't realize his father's victims have been rescued. From his perspective, they've just changed hands.
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05 May 2026
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Things you should not do while undercover. by Acxa_Kogane
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar
18 Dec 2025
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It started out rather innocently. Just a few things that didn't quite match up with the story. Nothing too concerning.
Then they had an undercover mission and Neal knows a few things he is definitely not supposed to know. And as much as he'd like, Peter can't turn a blind eye to everything.
This is going to be a headache.
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- Part 2 of White Collar Curiosities
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12 Jan 2026