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Haruno Sakura is a perfectly normal little three-year-old girl. Sure, she has candy pink hair instead of her papa’s maroon or her mama’s sandy blonde, but she’s normal! And maybe her green eyes are more frigid and lime than her mama’s evergreen or papa’s navy, but she swears she’s normal! She’s a terrifyingly literate, sharp-minded little girl whose eyes see what others don’t and who talks to things that aren’t there.
But her parents love her. Her see-through friends adore her. Her family employees coo at her.
Which is why no one bats an eye when the Haruno princess asks to go find the last Senju and make her Hokage since the current one and his administration suck doodoo.
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19 Feb 2026
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Hatake Kakashi is a Hatake Alpha. His father, Hatake Sakumo, is the Hatake Alpha. His sister, his sweet spring-colored sister, is their Hatake Omega. For all her diluted blood by civilian mingling, she definitely presents as Hatake Omega. Her canines and superior sense of smell don’t lie. Her natural instinct to aim for the throat first ball second doesn’t lie. Her pheromones, omega as they come, but able to bring any Alpha, Beta, or Omega to their knees doesn’t lie. It seems that she might have a teeny tiny, itty bitty irrelevant amount of Senju in her since she talks to trees, but that’s beside the point. She’s his sister. She’s their pup. She’s pack.
So if that lovesick Uchiha thinks he’s getting anywhere near his precious family, he has a rude awakening. -
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24-year-old War Hero and iryō-nin, Haruno Sakura, is tired. She ran away from her responsibilities to an alternate dimension three years ago, with 0 intention of interacting with the shinobi world. With only a mokuton-made sanctuary and orchard to her name, she intends to spend her time healing with Katsuyu as her sole companion.
Then, some idiots decide to run past her hidden sanctuary with two obviously kidnapped young boys. Two young boys with chakra signatures she would know anywhere. At any point in time.
Suddenly, Sakura’s retirement is up in flames, as she finds herself drawn to a stoic and hardened widower, Namikaze Minato.
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Haruno Sakura would like the record to show that she never purposefully intended to go back in time, create Konoha herself, and become the Hokage.
Nor did she ever, in a million years, think she would marry Uchiha Madara… but here she was.
In the Warring States Period.
Outside the temple, she built for Kurama.
In a shiromuku next to Madara who looks stupidly handsome in his montsuki with the Uchiha fan on his back surrounded by her Haruno circle of unity.
Hashirama is bawling in a pregnant Mito’s arms, Izuna is teary-eyed, Tobirama looks done with life as he hands him a handkerchief, and down below, the villagers throw petals in the air in celebration.
Kurama, the backstabbing fox, sits atop his shrine altar, in a shrunken form, and looks smug as hell.
How did my life come to this?
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Sakura gets sent careening into the Warring States Era due to a Uzushio ruin seal and decides to make it everyone else's problem.
Somehow, along the way, Uchiha Freaking Madara decides he likes the way she shatters the earth with her fist and demands she marry him.
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Here Before and After Me by Name_Changed_For_Legal_Reasons
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
14 Feb 2026
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Tobirama slowly lifted the blanket back up, revealing the child to have neither magically dissapeared, nor spontaneously started making sense in the time he'd spent wishing them to.
Slight correction to his earlier statment; There was a small, unfamiliar Hatake child laying in Tobirama's bed.
Or, 6 year old Kakashi gets zapped back to the warring states. Tobirama picks him up by the scruff and immediatley invokes finders keepers rules
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- Part 4 of Wolves of the Woods