Mild and Hammered (pillage_and_lute)
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Care and Keeping and Kryptonite by Mild and Hammered (pillage_and_lute)
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
25 Jun 2025
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Mild-mannered junior reporter (and relatively recent superhero) Clark Kent gets his first big job all to himself. When the trail leads him to Gotham and the turf of his ally, and idol, Batman, Clark gets injured in the crossfire, unable to reveal his true identity. He's forced to recuperate at the mansion of Batman's apparent ally, infamous playboy Brucie Wayne. Bruce's kids seem determined to keep Clark in close proximity, thwarting his attempts to either return to his super persona or avoid Wayne's ridiculous flirting. But there's more to the case, and Wayne, than meets the eye.
Batman doesn't rescue pretty reporters, that's Superman's schtick, but when a firefight forces Clark Kent of the Daily Planet to recuperate at Wayne Manor, Bruce will just have to manage. Juggling fatherhood and an overbearing public persona is bad enough, but fighting the investigative power of a journalist in his own home could bring down not only his secret identity, but his sons'. He's determined not to give in to the draw of big blue eyes, or, more embarrassingly, to his boys' meddling. And worst of all, no one can find Superman.
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What If I Call And You Pick Up The Phone (Merry Christmas I Miss You) by Mild and Hammered (pillage_and_lute)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
29 Dec 2024
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Jason is alone at Christmas. He just wishes Bruce didn't leave so many voicemails.
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Doctor, Doctor (Give Me the News) by Mild and Hammered (pillage_and_lute)
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
06 Oct 2024
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Bruce is a tired dad and an even more tired ER doctor. The last thing he needs is recent Metropolis-Transplant and improbably shirtless fireman Clark Kent to bother him. With his wholesome charm and centerfold looks, Bruce is sure he's not as genuine as he pretends to be. Still, he keeps showing up...
Superbat Week 2024-Prompt fill for Day 6: It's an AU Kind of Day - Firefighter Clark and Doctor Bruce
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- Part 6 of Superbat Week 2024
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Hi Tired, I'm Dad by Mild and Hammered (pillage_and_lute)
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
30 Sep 2024
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Clark hears his boyfriend's call for aid and flies to Gotham to find his boyfriend...in a pile of toddlers? The batfam has been de-aged and seven toddlers is too many, even for Batman and Superman.
Superbat Week 2024-Prompt fill for Day 5: We Are Family - Tired Dads
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- Part 5 of Superbat Week 2024
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Pretty Reporters are Always in Need of Saving by Mild and Hammered (pillage_and_lute)
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
29 Sep 2024
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Bruce Wayne has no problem being Matches Malone to get the job done, but sometimes his job turns out to include rescuing Clark from the various dangers of being too wholesome in Gotham at night. He's a walking trouble magnet, and of course Bruce will pull him out of trouble, so long as Clark doesn't blow his cover. Wait...Clark does know that Matches is a cover, right?
Superbat Week 2024-Prompt fill for Day 4: This is a love story/this is a detective story- Damsel in Distress
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- Part 4 of Superbat Week 2024
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Superbat Week 2024 by Mild and Hammered (pillage_and_lute)
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
06 Oct 2024
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Blinding Lights and Waves of Pain by cryptidcookies23
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types
20 Dec 2024
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Migraines run in his family, Tim is used to dealing with their impacts on his life. Usually, he prepares and tries to do everything possible to limit their impact. But tonight, Tim is too busy to deal with the building migraine taking over his senses. He hasn’t slept for about three days and Alfred made Tim stay back at the Manor because he looked so tired. A phone call from Kon drives his senses into overload and the migraine can no longer be ignored. Thankfully, Kon helps Tim take care of himself when every movement sends him reeling. Tim can’t help but feel safe with Kon. Kon can’t help but love Tim. Fluff ensues.
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- Part 1 of TimKon SickFics
Bookmarked by Mild and Hammered (pillage_and_lute)
22 Dec 2024