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You’re pretty thrilled. Because your name is Dave Strider, and this is the first time your boyfriend of two years comes to visit you down in Texas. You’ve made an elaborate, foolproof plan to have him fly down to you on Valentine’s Day - really, it’s a fucking miracle how goddamn solid this plan is. Hard as diamonds.
Except you're on a strict Bro-enforced curfew, and you have to make use of every single moment before your inevitable departure.
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16 Mar 2026
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So, on the topic of sexual awakenings, here’s one for you - I’m sure by now you think you know the direction this story is heading, becoming an erotica of all fucking things, but you’re dearly mistaken, esteemed reader.
It is actually going to become a piece of erotic literature. How is that different from an erotica, you may say? Well, an example goes a long way in explaining contrast.
(Or, Ultimate Dirk decides to sexualize the narrative. Sorry, his narrative.)
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16 Mar 2026
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You Can't Stop Throwing Up Around Your Best Friend's Hot Older Brother!? by sneakygoat
Fandoms: Homestuck
20 Feb 2026
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You've only ever thrown up three times in the twenty years that you've been alive; two of those involving your best friend's older brother, Dirk. Not that you didn't like him or think he was gross or anything. Honestly, he's probably the coolest person you'd ever known. And the cleanest. Mostly. If you don't count the oil stains underneath his fingernails, that is. Not that you actively look for those sorts of things, of course. You're a healthy, all American boy.
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04 Mar 2026
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Tomb Raider: The Strider Experience, starring Jake English by benrumo
Fandoms: Homestuck
10 Dec 2011
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Dirk Strider has been lusting after a certain Jake English for far too long. Now that they've finally met in person, he thinks he's got a plan to get a piece of that curvaceous rump, a plan involving exploiting Jake's love for shitty adventure films with some lights, cameras, and sexy action poses. Not to mention a pair of super short shorts, just perfect for wearing with an authentic sexy thighstrap double holster. But is AR going to be the wingman or the cockblock to this most ingenious of schemes?
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01 Mar 2026
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Jake is alone in his room (as is eternally the case) and wanks to Dirk.
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01 Mar 2026