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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    Dan and Phil are practicing for the boxing segment of their stage show: Terrible Influence Tour. But disaster strikes when Phil gets injured.

    Small description of injury !!

    My interpretation of when this happened during the tour

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    19 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    Dan and Phil's holiday takes a turn for the worst after a falsely delicious club sandwich...

    Based on their video titled "We both nearly died on holiday" bc it's actually ridiculous

    Bit of a long one,, hope you enjoy nonetheless <3

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    19 Apr 2026

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    Keith’s doing just fine, thanks. So maybe he dropped out of college and maybe he doesn’t have what one might call “direction” in his life, but so what? He’s got a job he doesn’t hate, he’s got enough friends for his liking, he’s got Shiro, he’s got climbing on the weekends, he’s got the hookups with closeted college boys every once in awhile, and he’s fine. Happy. He doesn’t need anything to change.

    That is, until he almost accidentally gets into a bar fight with an infuriatingly attractive river guide and then starts seeing said river guide everywhere and it turns out he's less infuriating but still definitely attractive, and, well—maybe Keith hasn’t been doing that fine. Maybe one thing can change.

    Or: Keith and Lance fall into hate and then into love in quick succession. Also, there’s truck sex.

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    19 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    Sometimes the possibilities of his other selves flit through his mind like a sped-up film reel, images blurring together, different pasts and futures spiraling out towards infinity, terrifying and beautiful and heartbreaking all at once. What if, he thinks. What if he’d never grown out of memorizing ballet moves and dancing down the street in the rain? One or two different choices. One or two different forks in the road that never presented themselves.
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    The paladins contemplate the people they might have been had they not been swept up in an ancient intergalactic space war.

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    19 Apr 2026

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    Lance gets captured, experiences Galra bureaucracy, dreams of Keith, comes to terms with death, shoots a lot of guns, and wonders what the hell his life has come to. Ah, the hazards of love.

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    19 Apr 2026