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    I imagined an ending to the next book, where Emeric and Vanja get married

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    27 Feb 2024

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    Ten short stories that take place between the end of Painted Devils and the beginning of Holy Terrors.

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    30 Nov 2023

  3. Public Bookmark 56

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    Chapter 1: Gio reflects on Marti's confession (Episode 6)
    Chapter 2: Gio becomes the Love Magician (Episode 7)
    Chapter 3: Gio gets to know Marti's boyfriend (Episode 8)
    Chapter 4: Gio takes care of his boys after the fight (S3)

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    30 Apr 2019

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    It's Potter's fault, of course, that Draco finds himself trapped in the same twenty-four-hour period, repeating itself over and over again. It's been nearly a year since the unpleasant business at Hogwarts, and Draco's getting on with his life quite nicely, thank you, until Harry sodding Potter steps in and ruins it all, just like always. At first, though, the time loop seems liberating. For the first time in his life, he can do anything, say anything, be anything, without consequence. But the more Draco repeats the day, the more he realises the uncomfortable truth: he's falling head over heels for the speccy git. And suddenly, the time loop feels like a trap. For how can he ever get Harry to love him back when time is, quite literally, against him?

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    12 Jan 2019

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    Enjolras presses his lips together. He already looks pained, and Grantaire hasn't even opened his mouth yet. That's got to be a record, even for them.

    "I need a favor," he says at last.

    "With what?" says Grantaire. "Ooh, are you forming a cult? Can I join? I'd be awesome at cults, I just know it." He ticks off his qualifications on his fingers. "I love chanting, I look great in robes—"

    (High school AU. Grantaire the disaffected stoner is pulled into a cause bigger than himself. Or: in which there are pretend boyfriends for great justice.)

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    07 May 2018