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    Anne de Bourgh decides that she will never marry, and enlists the help of the Earl of Matlock to find her closest relations on her father's side. The Bennets of Longbourn sound respectable enough, and when Anne asks for help in making an introduction and, perhaps, even choosing the heir of Rosings from amongst them, the Fitzilliam family insist on helping her. Anne might yet regret asking.

    Alternatively: what if Darcy's embarrassing relations did not stop at Lady Catherine?

    (Eventual E/D, other pairings to be decided.)

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    30 Jan 2026

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    Good enough to read again! Focused on family shenanigans vs romantic shenanigans (romance still there, just background)

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    When he’s thirteen, and there’s other kid heroes popping up, and the Justice League is starting to reckon with whether they’re okay with any kid being a hero at all, Clark talks to him. That’s how Dick realises.

    They go to a diner. They always go to a diner, when Clark wants to talk. Clark feels safe being emotionally vulnerable in diners for reasons Dick can’t piece together yet.

    "It was your idea," Clark asks, once the waitress has brought their food, enough other people already eating to create a comfortable background hum of noise, "Wasn’t it? Being Robin?"

     

    The Wilful Child Endangerment Is A Load-Bearing Batman Story Element: A Defence Of Robin, By Dick Grayson

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    28 Jun 2025

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    Robin headcannon accepted

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    Dr. Liu,

    Got your final report yesterday on Project LV-426. I'm amazed. Great work all around. It's been forwarded to the Chair, our friends at the Pentagon, the Defense Appropriations Committee, and DARPA. The acid-resistant armor is something that should really catch their eye.

    We're expecting some big grant money from this.

    Burke

    Burke,

    Did you read even the executive summary of my report? There are some interesting biomaterials that we could work with, but I stressed, multiple times, that this creature is far too dangerous to even consider using in military research projects. It's aggressive, stupid, vicious, aggressive, impossible to train, and did I mention aggressive?

    . . .their limbs work on hydraulic principles and operate under pressure, which is why they splurt like a popped water balloon when they get hit in those Marine camera feeds we saw. A slight wound to a limb takes them right the hell out of commission, and now your troops have to deal with an insanely aggressive and stupid xenomorphic K-9 unit that oh by the way IS BLEEDING ACID.

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    13 Nov 2024

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    I don't even go here but it's still funny!

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    For one summer, when I was about fourteen, I was Harry Potter. It was fucking epic.

     

    Some meta thoughts on Mary Sues, and what they might represent.

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    03 Jul 2023

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    Food for thought

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    Cinderella, as told from a plastic deck chair while drunk at 1 AM.

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    16 Jun 2023