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Make the People Grotesques by pretentiousashell
Fandoms: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
07 May 2025
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Now, Kiryu descended into a flat, eerie sort of calm. “I have to make things right.”
Staring, Majima searched him for the falsehood that must be present in such a statement, seeking the resentment that must be boiling just beneath the surface.
He didn’t find it.
Fascinated, disgusted, Majima whispered, “You really, really mean that, don’t you?”
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Like the Wanting Monster by pretentiousashell
Fandoms: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
17 Feb 2025
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He watched Saejima get dragged away again, and Majima knew he wouldn’t look back, so he didn’t hope for it.
The fact that the pigs were after Kiryu too was the fucking cherry on top of it all, insult to injury after injury. Majima shut his eye, let his head thunk back against Kiryu’s door in overwhelming exhaustion. He didn’t know how many more times he had it in him to watch them turn their backs, didn’t know if there’d be anything left of him in their excessive wakes, scraped clean with their twin exits like the forsaken thing he was.
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“You won’t find him here,” Chiyoh says with an idle sort of distaste.
“And why is that?”
She weighs her response. “I saw him go.”
He is going to find Will. In the pigpen, Hannibal had gained a remarkable sense of clarity, and he has decided that he needs Will as animals generally require oxygen. He, evidently, cannot survive their separation—or he at least refuses to.
A Digestivo AU in which Will decides it's high time to cut and run.
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"I am a stranger to you.”
“Are we still strangers?” Will asked.
“I occasionally entertain the thought that we cannot claim to know any separate self,” Hannibal nodded at the space between them, “but I also confess that I only entertain this thought insomuch that I might endeavor to disprove it.”
“Well,” Will said, not without humor, nor without cruelty, “to separate selves.”
Will and Hannibal attempt to roleplay as strangers meeting at a bar.
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- Part 2 of And whom I will bite so there's blood
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“You’re happy,” Will says with disbelief.
“I believe, in fact, that I am.”
Will shakes his head in wordless rejection. “I should’ve killed us,” he says.
Now, Hannibal does look at him. His smile is easy, but his eyes hint at the precipice of danger. Another fall, perhaps, whose consequences neither of them can quite stomach yet. “You still can.”
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- Part 1 of And whom I will bite so there's blood
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What though the field be lost? by pretentiousashell
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
27 Aug 2020
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Orphan Heirs of Fixed Destiny by pretentiousashell
Fandom ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
17 Oct 2020
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Bizarre College Adventures by pretentiousashell
Fandom ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
28 Jun 2019
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Tarnished Gold by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Dec 2023
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Becoming emperor of the cultivation world will start with a first step as small and basic as becoming Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace. For that, he must steal the position away from the current Head Disciple. Luo Binghe will sabotage, upstage, and completely and utterly best him.
The road to destroying everything and everyone who has ever wronged him, to becoming the highest ruler so that no one will ever have the right to control him ever again - it will start as simply as ruining Gongyi Xiao’s life.
Compared to everything else he’s already done, this should be easy.
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Luo Binghe brings all his skills of cunning and brutality to bear on Gongyi Xiao, Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace Sect. It… doesn’t go too well for him.
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31 Jan 2026
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Loaded God Complex, Cock It And Pull It by Camorra
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Jan 2022
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There were three things of which Shen Yuan was absolutely certain.
The first, that Luo Binghe was an irredeemable jackass.
The second, there was a part of Luo Binghe, and Shen Yuan didn't know how large, that wanted Shen Yuan dead for trussing him like a pig and dumping him on his own front porch.
And the third, that Shen Yuan was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with Luo Binghe.
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if you don't have your own boyfriend, rented is fine by nyoomerr
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Nov 2023
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After being turned away by the nice Shizun of that other world, Luo Binghe finds himself in the modern world where he can find a new nice Shizun for himself. Instead, he finds Shen Yuan, who could not possibly be who he's searching for - he's crass, and inelegant, and looks only vaguely related to Shen Qingqiu.
Luckily for both of them, Shen Yuan mistakes Luo Binghe as a cosplayer for hire, and asks to rent him out as his very normal new boyfriend.
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11 Dec 2025
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Tod steps back, goes to the bar and pours some watered-down scotch. Black knows it's watered down, that his easy drinking is a power play for the older businessmen who keep looking for his father behind him and can't accept taking orders from a kid. "Tawi had Techit. I'm going to have you and your beautiful brain."
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Todd blackmails Black into working for him. This is a love story.
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- Part 11 of phnelt's phaves
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15 Nov 2025
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Hear a song this deeply by so_shhy
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Sep 2022
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“I’m not here to help you with your work,” said Lan Zhan, injecting frost into his voice to deter any further attempts at charm. “I’ll be focusing on my research.”
Wei Ying cocked his head. “Research?” he said.
“Mm. I’m a cultivation researcher, not a department employee. I’m reconstructing the ancient musical cultivation techniques of the Lan clan.”
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Lan Zhan’s new liaison at the Caiyi Municipal Cultivation Department is an enigma – ridiculously talented, yet somehow content with mopping up spiritual pests for barely above minimum wage. Wei Ying is slapdash and irresponsible, and Lan Zhan doesn’t like him at all… but then he meets A-Yuan, who loves music and longs for a piano his father can’t afford.
Forced into cautious friendship by a four-year-old's music lessons, Lan Zhan soon realises Wei Ying is more than he seems. The single father is a man of many secrets – including, perhaps, the key to Lan Zhan's life's work. And in the meantime, the background resentment in Caiyi Town is rising to dangerous levels…
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28 Aug 2025