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  1. CIAPHAS CAIN: HOGWARTS’ FINEST by

    Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors

    01 Jan 2026

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    What happens when the Imperium’s most reluctant hero is born into the Wizarding World instead? What if he lands the Defense Against the Dark Arts position during Harry Potter’s second year?

    Follow Ciaphas Cain, a decorated if mysterious veteran of the First Wizarding War, as he stumbles into events far larger, darker, and more dangerous than he would ever prefer. Expect misunderstandings, convenient accidents and lots and lots of lamenting by a protagonist who insists that none of this was his idea.

    No prior knowledge of Warhammer 40,000 is required, though readers familiar with Ciaphas Cain may notice that some habits are impossible to unlearn, even with a wand in hand.

    Also on SpaceBattles, with better footnotes.

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  2. CIAPHAS CAIN: CAMPIONE DI HOGWARTS by

    Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors

    27 Dec 2025

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    Ciaphas Cain: Daemon of the Imperium by

    Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors  

    21 Nov 2025

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    Ciaphas' stay on Slawkenberg was a bit more... chaotic then it was in canon. Here, he discovered something that gave him an in with She Who Thirsts. He used it to, of course, save his skin (And by extension, the planet). Slaanesh likes this mortal. The result? A Daemon Prince.

    Or: How Ciaphas Cain Accidentialied himself into Daemonhood while still being a loyal member of the Imperial Commissariat.

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    27 Dec 2025

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    Ciaphas Cain, Warmaster of Chaos by

    Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000  

    31 Dec 2025

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    Ciaphas Cain just intended to spend time partying with the local elite to make his lifetime posting managing a bunch of PDF on a backwater world like Slawkenberg more comfortable. Now his face is on the flag of rebellion across the system, he has an enamoured Daemon Princess stalking him from the Warp, and the lunatics are looking to HIM for leadership …
    TV Tropes page : https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/CiaphasCainWarmasterOfChaos

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    27 Dec 2025

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    Darth Cain, the Reluctant Sith Lord by

    Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Warhammer 40.000, Star Wars Legends: The Old Republic (Video Game)  

    19 Dec 2025

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    Some time between TPM and ATC, a hyperdrive malfunction results in the return of a long-lost ship from the ancient Sith Empire, carrying the dreaded Darth Cain, whose reputation in the Old Republic was matched only by his imposter syndrome. Needless to say, this throws a wrench into the plans of Darth Sidious …
    TVTropes page : https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/DarthCainTheReluctantSithLord

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    27 Dec 2025

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    Reawakening by

    Fandoms: Cobra Kai (TV), Karate Kid (Movies)  

    28 Dec 2023

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    Samantha LaRusso confronts Kyler Park in the school cafeteria about the disgusting, awful rumor he spread of her after their break-up. As Kyler doubles down and publicly humiliates Sam, she musters all of her past training.. and all of her righteous fury. Focusing on her one new objective: Kicking the shit out of her ex.

    What happens if Sam is the one to start the fight in the cafeteria? What happens if, instead of 1 vs 4, it's 2 vs 4?

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    01 Oct 2023

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    Wolf and cub (Or how small children became the new must have missing nin accessory) by

    Fandoms: Naruto  

    04 Sep 2022

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    A slightly unhinged Kakashi finds two year old Naruto being beaten up, and decides the best course of action is to kidnap him and go on the run. Hilarity ensues. Other ninjas follow Kakashi's example. Zabuza has no idea how he ended up giving all these Konoha ninja parenting classes.

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    12 Sep 2023