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    the reality of cohabitation is a breathing and living animal, caitlyn adjusts

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    09 Nov 2025

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    “Hello,” Lena says, followed closely by, “Who the hell are you?” She swears to God this better not be another assassination attempt, that would really screw up her day.

    The blonde smiles like an alley cat who has just found a new spot to piss in and says, “I’m Kara Zor-El. I’m your soulmate.”

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    At age forty-two, freshly-divorced Lena Luthor long ago gave up on ever finding her soulmate. Even if she did find them, there is no possibility they would be a twenty-three year old bartender who breaks into her office in the middle of the night.

    Right?

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    17 Aug 2025

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    A horny coming-of-age/class differences/neurodivergent/gender nonconforming summer romance.

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    Autistic Caitlyn finds romantic relationships confounding, but she has found rules that have seemed to minimize her confusion and humiliation. Brief encounters. No spending the night. Only three times.

    Home for the summer studying for the bar, she meets gentlemanly butch on T landscaper Vi. Their chemistry is electric.

    What a shame Caitlyn's rules have to get in the way.

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    16 Aug 2025

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    Caitlyn watches porn at work. Her thesis advisor has approved a list of search terms:

    “Sleepover” for videos of group experimentation.

    “While boyfriend watches” for porn filmed by men.

    “Strap” for the more hardcore stuff.

    “Cunnilingus” for those who bother with proper names, and “pussy eating” for those who don’t.

    When new videos pop up, Caitlyn scrubs through them on two-times speed. Massages end happily, cunnilingus gets cut short for penis-in-vagina penetration. Nothing she hasn’t seen before. She sighs and clicks the back arrow.

    For the past year of her research, typing in “butch” has been like fishing in a puddle, but Caitlyn tries it anyway.

    The page loads. She’s surprised by a video she hasn’t seen at the top of her screen: “PINK-HAIRED ANDRO BUTCH DYKE TAKES 9 INCHES, COMES HARD.”

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    12 Apr 2025

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    She looked up and grinned. “Hard to want to worship someone who thinks you’re doing it wrong for loving pussy.”

    Caitlyn snorted, a hand coming up to cover her mouth as she laughed.

    Vi kept grinning. “I’d rather worship pussy,” she added, and Caitlyn threw a shelled peapod at her.

    “You’re terrible,” she huffed.

     

    They find a place to stay the night, a church with stained glass windows, and the peace finally catches up to weigh down on them. Modern Post-Apocalypse AU

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    15 Dec 2024