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    In the midst of the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione accidentally finds herself twenty years in the past. What is she supposed to do with this development? After all, terrible things happen to those who meddle with time... Her first instinct is to assimilate, not bring attention to herself, and find a way to return. But it is easier said than done.

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    10 Jan 2026

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    War had changed Hermione. Her idealism had been twisted into ruthless pragmatism in the face of death and destruction. Every day she questioned how far she would go to end the nightmare that had destroyed everyone she ever loved.

    Being thrown back into the past into the lives of the Marauders and would push her to her limits. Every moment she spent with them made her feel a little more alive, and less like the serpent she needed to be.

    How could she learn to live with her choices in a world she was destined to die in?

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    05 Jan 2026

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    26 Dec 2025

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    It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.

    This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.

    When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.

    How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?

    Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!

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    23 Nov 2025

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    Ron’s face twisted.
    “But don’t expect me to stand here and watch you act like a —”

    He hesitated, just for a heartbeat — as if even he knew the next word was unrecoverable.
    Yet he still said it.

    “SLUT!”

    The word slammed into her so hard Hermione felt the world tilt.
    Her ears rang.
    Her vision narrowed until all she could see was Ron—

    He didn’t look ashamed, or confused, or even surprised at himself.
    He looked…satisfied.

    Like he was the one who’d been wronged.
    Like he’d finally said the one thing he’d been holding in.
    The one thing he wanted to hurt her with.

    Ginny’s scream tore through the silence.
    “RONALD WEASLEY—HAVE YOU LOST — ”

    Harry was right behind her, horrified.
    “Ron—what the hell did you just—”

    Too late.
    “Weasley.”

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    18 Nov 2025