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    After being forced to runaway from Amity Park, Danny flees to Gotham, of all places. There, he's just another homeless teenager. So where does he sleep?

    In the back of cop cars. Brilliant, right? Or at least Danny thinks so. What could wrong?

    Nothing. Until trafficking ring gets busted up, and it's all-hands on deck, and Danny in his sleep-fogged head, phased into the back of the Batmobile. No one noticed until they were back at the Batcave. OOPS.

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    18 Dec 2025

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    Danny Fenton’s part-time job at The Fun Zone—a chaotic arcade and entertainment center that’s secretly a gang front—was going great until a certain vigilante stormed in to shut the place down.

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    18 Dec 2025

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    “Did I not make it clear to you, almost nine years ago, that your sister is mine now?”

    “She’s not an object.” Buck argued, jumping when Doug slapped his hand on the wall by his face. “Sh- she’s not a po- possession.”

    “She’s mine.” Doug growled. “You clearly need a reminder.”

    “Ho- how did you f- find me?” Buck asked, swallowing thickly.

    “It’s almost cute that neither you or Maddie thought I would have a tracker in her car.” Doug grinned wickedly. “I gave her a reminder about why she shouldn’t cross me. Now I’m here to give you one.”

    “Wh-” Buck grunted from the fist that was punched into his stomach, dropping him to his knees. 

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    When Buck takes off after Maddie gives him her keys, he stops in Virginia Beach to think about his next move. He didn't expect Doug to follow him, or find him. He doesn't expect be thinking he didn't want to die at 18 in a random motel room because his brother-in-law wanted him out of the way. When he somehow survives, he runs. He runs for years before finally feeling safe and loved and ready to just live again.

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    14 Dec 2025

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    In freshman year of high school, Danny pulled away from his friends without explanation.

    At sixteen, he disappeared. Sam and Tucker presumed him dead. His parents insisted he was taken by ghosts.

    As young adults, they run into him in Gotham, of all places. It's a stroke of luck that brings their best friend back to them.

    If only it was that easy for the Bats to find the god damn engineer that's been running circles around them while they try to track him down.

    Tim's not sure what he'll do first when he finally finds the brilliant bastard - kiss him or punch his teeth in.

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    13 Dec 2025

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    Danny Fenton just wanted to borrow Dash’s geography homework. Unfortunately, autocorrect (Technus) had other plans. Now Gotham’s Twitter feed is convinced Batman is secretly a high school student, Red Hood is doing other people’s worksheets, and an alarming number of civilians are trying to figure out what “souping” means.

    [Inspired by a tumbr post.]

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    13 Dec 2025