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    “Do you think she realizes I have neither a beard nor any axes?” Bilbo said idly. “I mean, of course I know it is an idiomatic phrase, but it is rather funny when you think about it.”

    “You have a beard and axes of the spirit,” Thorin said firmly.

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    Thorin has always been happy to see Bilbo adopt dwarfish ways, until it is pointed out to him that Bilbo, not actually being a dwarf, might be happier in their marriage if Thorin were to make a bit of effort to adopt some hobbitish ways in turn.

     

    Naturally, Thorin goes about this in a sensible and moderate manner.

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    Bilbo had a sudden, cheerful realization. “Oh, my, this must mean you’ve already dealt with the problem of the dragon without me!”

    Bofur frowned. “Bilbo, no–”

    “Sorry, you haven’t dealt with the dragon?”

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    Or: the Consort of Erebor loses about seven years of memory.

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