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  1. Public Bookmark 65

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    “You didn’t used to be half-bad looking,” Wolverine comments to Deadpool as he blinks his amnesia-induced headache out of his eyes. He plucks a little orange rectangular device out of Deadpool’s pocket. “What is wrong with this thing?”

    “I dunno, but I’m sure they've got it more than handled. We were just well-armed chaperones.” Deadpool strolls past all of them into the abandoned barrack, looking around judgmentally as if it were a swanky hotel room. “I’ve got more pressing concerns, like, are you going to leave me for the younger, hotter version of me?”

    Wolverine sniffs a laugh, and Wade can practically feel his eyes land on him, interest and curiosity about a version of a man he already knows intimately swirling into something heady. He’s looking at Wade’s face, his arms, his hands, and Wade wants to know what he’s noticing, what experiences he’s comparing him to.

    “With how my effort has been wasted, I’m about to give up on him,” Wade fights past the giddy tightness in his voice and points his thumb at Logan, “For the older, hotter version.”

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    28 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 38

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    "Your turn, big guy," she tells Logan, and Wade giggles, though it sounds a little strained.

    "You're trying to psych me out, aren't you? Joke's on you, I committed the exact dimensions of Logan's trouser snake to memory the first time I touched it. I could sculpt a one to one replica from marble down to the last vein with my fucking eyes closed. I am well aware of the camel-through-a-needle situation we're working with here, believe you me."

    "Nah," Logan says, and strokes his back, one long slide of his hand like he's petting a cat. "You're going to take it just fine."

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    30 May 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 89

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    Logan was hornier than Wade expected, for all that he tried to play it off -- he would tug Wade close on the couch, slide his hand down Wade's stomach in bed, grab Wade's waist in the kitchen, and then roll his eyes like Wade was the one putting the moves on him.

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    26 May 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 40

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    Logan rents a cottage on a little island for some much needed alone time, but there’s been something watching him...
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    The first few strokes are rough and dry, but soon he’s leaking precum and he’s slippery enough to fuck his fist in earnest. He’s panting loudly, fingers curling in the sand, dancing on the edge of orgasm when he feels it.

    Like he’s being watched again.

    He lifts his head, startled to see an inky black head and two golden eyes, wide and bright as the moon itself, staring up at him from the shallow waters.

    Fear prickles the back of his neck, but then that sound creeps up from the water and floods his senses like honey and bourbon, leaving him weirdly unburdened, placid, and needy. He realizes then that whatever those eyes are attached to, that’s what’s been making the eerily beautiful sound all along. It’s been singing to him. His hindbrain can’t decide if he wants to drag it out of the water and kill it, or fuck it.

    “What’re you doin’ t’me?” He gasps at it accusingly.

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    03 May 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 69

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    In which Logan's taken a liking to sucking Wade's dick, but he refuses to let Wade return the favor. Wade has a big problem with this.

    (Logan, on the other hand, is hiding a small problem.)

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    25 Apr 2025