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"You killed my brother!"
His voice is choked and coarse and reverent when he says, "Yeah? Tell me something I don't know, Mairi."
Or: the five times Sloane Mairi and Dain Aetos have hate sex plus the one time they don't.
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Because the storage unit was empty again, and none of them had been able to make ends meet – not for Sara’s meds or Sadie’s hormone therapy, and not to salvage the husk of Boland Motors nor stop Beth and Dean from slipping further into debt, and so maybe Beth had thought about the fake cash, then maybe she’d done enough research into making it, then maybe - - maybe she’d done it, taking it out of her oven the first time she’d pulled it off with a wide and honest grin.
Because right then it had felt good. To have done it. To remember it. To remember she was good at this, that what he’d seen in her had been right and true, even if he was only ever playing with her, even if the rest of it had all been a lie.
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A post-season two finale monster baby
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24 Jan 2026
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“Annie, how much do you think porn pays?” Ruby asks her, pinching one of the cocktails, and Annie blinks up at her.
“What?”
“Your sister’s curious,” Ruby says slyly, tilting her head towards Beth, who flushes a little, sucking on the straw of her cocktail. “Clearly brushing up for trivia night.”
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Hey, look, it's a Brio Pornstar!AU!
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12 Dec 2025
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“—but, you know, some girls like it rough, man. I mean Galadriel, for example—well.”
There's a long, startled pause.
“Ah, shit, my bad.” Halbrand spreads a palm over his heart, mea culpa, looking genuinely apologetic—if it weren’t for the smug gleam in his eyes. “You probably don’t want to know that about your little sister. Pretend I didn’t say anything.”
Or: Galadriel's new boyfriend Halbrand visits for the weekend. He ends up teaching her brothers a thing or two about how to make her behave.
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03 Dec 2025
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These Selfish Vows by HeavenlyDew
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter - Fandom
08 Jun 2024
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The war should have ended years ago. It didn't. Instead, Hermione is captured and thrown into Azkaban, where she makes a dangerous bargain with a Death Eater in the cell next door:
She will answer one question a day and never lie.
Of course, all is not as it seems, and Hermione remains compromised by that bargain even after she escapes her prison cell. Obsessed with proving both her sanity and loyalty to the Order, she joins "The Knife"—a shadow unit tasked with hunting down Voldemort's favorite soldier . . . one with the damning ability to resurrect the dead.
But not until finding him does Hermione finally accept the answer she may have known all along.
The only person to capture her mind and heart fights on the opposite side of the war.
Draco Malfoy.
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02 Dec 2025
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For a moment, she's almost giddy. Because Draco Malfoy's been ruined by this war and he's as out of place as she is and — yes, he has scars too. He's got an even bigger one. She wonders whether one day they'll compare sizes.
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17 Nov 2025