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    Because the storage unit was empty again, and none of them had been able to make ends meet – not for Sara’s meds or Sadie’s hormone therapy, and not to salvage the husk of Boland Motors nor stop Beth and Dean from slipping further into debt, and so maybe Beth had thought about the fake cash, then maybe she’d done enough research into making it, then maybe - - maybe she’d done it, taking it out of her oven the first time she’d pulled it off with a wide and honest grin.

    Because right then it had felt good. To have done it. To remember it. To remember she was good at this, that what he’d seen in her had been right and true, even if he was only ever playing with her, even if the rest of it had all been a lie.

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    A post-season two finale monster baby

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    24 Jan 2026

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    “Annie, how much do you think porn pays?” Ruby asks her, pinching one of the cocktails, and Annie blinks up at her.

    “What?”

    “Your sister’s curious,” Ruby says slyly, tilting her head towards Beth, who flushes a little, sucking on the straw of her cocktail. “Clearly brushing up for trivia night.”

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    Hey, look, it's a Brio Pornstar!AU!

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    12 Dec 2025

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    “—but, you know, some girls like it rough, man. I mean Galadriel, for example—well.”

    There's a long, startled pause.

    “Ah, shit, my bad.” Halbrand spreads a palm over his heart, mea culpa, looking genuinely apologetic—if it weren’t for the smug gleam in his eyes. “You probably don’t want to know that about your little sister. Pretend I didn’t say anything.”

     

    Or: Galadriel's new boyfriend Halbrand visits for the weekend. He ends up teaching her brothers a thing or two about how to make her behave.

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    03 Dec 2025

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    The war should have ended years ago. It didn't. Instead, Hermione is captured and thrown into Azkaban, where she makes a dangerous bargain with a Death Eater in the cell next door:

    She will answer one question a day and never lie.

    Of course, all is not as it seems, and Hermione remains compromised by that bargain even after she escapes her prison cell. Obsessed with proving both her sanity and loyalty to the Order, she joins "The Knife"—a shadow unit tasked with hunting down Voldemort's favorite soldier . . . one with the damning ability to resurrect the dead.

    But not until finding him does Hermione finally accept the answer she may have known all along.

    The only person to capture her mind and heart fights on the opposite side of the war.

    Draco Malfoy.

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    02 Dec 2025

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    For a moment, she's almost giddy. Because Draco Malfoy's been ruined by this war and he's as out of place as she is and — yes, he has scars too. He's got an even bigger one. She wonders whether one day they'll compare sizes.

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    17 Nov 2025

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    It’s the smell of it. Chemical. Bitter and sharp as a raw edge on metal. Just a hint of it as she passes him at breakfast — but enough to stop her dead, mid-step.

    There is Wolfsbane in his tea.

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    13 Nov 2025

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    a boy snapped my wand in half;
    a man devoured my stone;
    a woman in black tore my cloak;
    and i left them all, alone.

     

    After destroying the Hallows proves to actually be a bad idea, Hermione travels to a time where they were most conveniently stealable. There are a couple dark lords and a cellar door in her way, but she is determined to outsmart them all. Well, at least the wizards, the door might pose a problem.

    Do you think you can outwit Death, Hermione? Play the long game and win? Death is not clever. They are not tricky. They are eternal, and will outlast your dust.

    Or, Hermione makes mistakes and deals with them the only way she knows how: larger, more desperate mistakes.

    Russian translation available.

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    09 Nov 2025

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    “That’s my number. For nights I’m not on shift or if you just–if you need someone. I’ll come.”

    Ferron looks at her for a long time, jaw neatly tensed. “Why would you do that?”

    “I'm a helper," Helena says simply. "I like to help.”

    Ferron's mouth tics. “You make it sound like a character flaw.”

    “Maybe it is."

    Or: Kaine is a reluctant participant in an underground fighting ring. Helena is an emergency room doctor that can't let anything go.

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    27 Oct 2025

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    At first, it's exhausting, but not terrible, working with Johnny. He gets on your nerves all the time at work and always follows you around the store, sort of like an annoying kid brother, but he's handsome and tall so you put up with it.

    Then he opens his mouth.

    or: the creepy coworker au

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    19 Oct 2025

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    She blinks some more. “You’re—I mean—you’re the worst person I’ve ever met.”

    “Worse than Cormac Mc-Doge-Coin?” Malfoy asks in disbelief. “Seriously?”

    Hermione pauses. “That feels . . . like a trick question.”

    “Jesus fuck,” Malfoy says, looking appalled.

    [ALTERNATIVELY: the prestigious-but-at-what-cost summer internship au]

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    05 Oct 2025

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    It’s only when he looks away that she finds the strength to respond.

    “Well, he made me think I was asexual.”

    Langdon spits out his water.
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    Or: It surprises people to learn that Mel King is good at sex. People in this case being, of course, Frank Langdon.

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    11 Jul 2025

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    Every single date that Rey has ever had has stood her up.

    All of them.

    All no-shows.

    She doesn't know why.

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    01 Jul 2025

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    Rey is an apprentice electrician who dreams of owning her own farm someday, soulmate at her side. A job in the nearby state prison leads to her accidentally finding him: an inmate, and a serial killer.

    And there is no escape.

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    24 May 2025

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    Tom looked intrigued. “Soul Glass? I’ve never heard of it.”

    “Oh, yes, it’s a very rare material, indeed! If you look carefully, you can see the other half of your soul on the other side. Perhaps that of a lucky lady?” Mr. Burke winked conspiratorially.

    “How fascinating.” A slow, predatory smile overtook the handsome features of Tom’s face, something flashing in his eyes as they locked on the shadow beside his reflection. “A piece of my soul, you say?”

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    Korean Translation by 설: https://www.postype.com/@mymione919/post/21181308
    Russian Translation by LauraLove: https://ficbook.net/readfic/13107041/33647376

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    23 May 2025

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    Minutes after the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione Granger is sent back in time.
    She no longer has the means to cope.

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    23 May 2025

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    It's a beautiful day, and the world is at peace!

    Two months after an earthquake jars her life to pieces, Hermione's still reeling. The world has never felt less solid, but with her job and sanity on the line, she steps out of her shaky comfort zone and into your gritty hands.

    Choose wisely.

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    22 May 2025

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    Five years into to the war, the Order is pulling ahead after ages of drastically losing. Draco Malfoy notices. He wants in. He offers himself as a double agent, but the Order requests more. They've created a new spell that binds two people's magical cores together in order to make a nearly unbeatable pair of duelists.

    Draco agrees to bind himself to the person most compatible with his magical core. Even if it is Hermione Granger.

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    22 May 2025

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    Three years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Voldemort has gone deep into hiding behind the protection of the remaining Death Eaters. The few surviving Order Members are given one Death Eater to assassinate to draw Voldemort out for the Final Battle. Ginny is given Bellatrix Lestrange, Harry takes Antonin Dolohov.

    Hermione has Draco Malfoy.

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    22 May 2025

  19. Rec 36

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    War has come. Far sooner than anyone could have predicted.
    Hermione isn’t sure she’ll find her place.

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    5/?
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    22 May 2025

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    He’s not like what she learned about. Not how Harry described him from the Pensieve.

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    22 May 2025

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