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For Guidance, Please See the Corporate Interpersonal Relationship Policy by suspiciousflashlight
Fandoms: Naruto
13 Aug 2019
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What Sasuke Uchiha wants is an indeterminate EC-02 Step 2 position with the Canada Mortgage and Housing Corporation that offers a decent salary, health benefits, paid vacation, and a manager who won't break all his Excel spreadsheets. What he gets is Naruto Uzumaki, an improbably attractive and unbearably annoying co-op student who eats way too much instant ramen and doesn't understand that "casual Friday" doesn't mean varsity sweatpants.
Official CBC Canada Reads Selection 2019, made possible by the generous support of the Canada Council for the Arts and the Ottawa Tourism Board.
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- Part 1 of NCR Workplace Misconduct
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20 Apr 2026
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For Guidance, Please See the Corporate Interpersonal Relationship Policy by suspiciousflashlight
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Things Eddie Brock flirts with on a regular basis: death, insanity, his ex, his ex’s new boyfriend, and also the alien symbiote that lives inside his body. Not bad for a loser with no game, really.
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- Part 1 of drawn into something
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Chris didn’t do the summer reading.
Why would he? FAE 200 was barely a gen ed in his course schedule, which meant easy tests and even easier homework. He planned on sitting in the back of the huge lecture hall, blending in with the hundreds of other students, and getting an easy A.
The professor looked like a pushover too--tall, even for an elf, and thin. His robes were stuffy and academic, covering him from his neck down to his ankles, and he glided along with an in-human grace, barely even bobbing with each step. His long, pointed ears extended over the top of his head, his straight silver hair falling on either side, and they twitched in irritation as he settled in front of the desk at the front of the lecture hall and turned to observe the clamoring crowd of students.
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Chris Marshall didn't mean to come to such a diverse university and isn't used to being the only human in a class full of fantasy races. His learning curve becomes much steeper than he anticipated when his first Elven teacher curses a fleshlight to connect to his ass without his knowledge, sharing it with the rest of the faculty and teaching him the hard way how important it is to be open minded.
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09 Feb 2026
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A Well-Rounded Education by fueledbyquarantine, HeyHiHell0
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Jason thought he was hired to be a bodyguard for Bruce Wayne's spoiled kids. Turns out, he's more like a squeaky toy.
Nonconvember day 24: “It could have been worse”
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- Part 24 of 2025 Nonconvember
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argument for a week, laughter for a month, and a good jest forever by spock for arbitrarily
Fandoms: Succession (TV 2018)
24 Dec 2018
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How dreadful the knowledge of the truth can be, when there’s no help in truth.
(Roman has never been able to leave well enough alone.)
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Bookmarked by sageig
07 Jan 2026
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argument for a week, laughter for a month, and a good jest forever by spock