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House is stuck living the same Friday over and over and over and over again. A Groundhog Day AU with a medical mystery, the pursuit of true love, and egregious references to Bill Murray and Andie MacDowell.
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31 Oct 2025
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“Wilson!” he calls, willing to concede if only to understand what the hell is going on. “You can stop now! You win!”
“Hm?” Wilson reappears in the doorway, knotting some hideously patterned tie. “If this is about the poker game I know you cheated on—”
“This prank,” House says, gesturing all around the apartment. “You got me, you don’t have to—”
But in the action of waving his hand around, his gaze catches on a shiny glint on his finger. He blinks at it. Once, twice. It can’t be.
He’s wearing a wedding ring.
Out of the corner of his eye, he sees Wilson place his hands on his hips, roll his eyes. There’s a similar band on his left hand, fourth finger—the designated marriage finger. The sight is not unfamiliar to House, what with Wilson’s endless stream of wives, but House has never seen a matching ring on his own hand. Certainly not one that matches Wilson’s.
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Or, where House wakes up in an alternate universe where he and Wilson are married.
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- Part 1 of The Multiverse of Houses
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29 Oct 2025
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Beau Idéal by Eccentric_Grace
Fandoms: The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Video Games 2018-2020)
30 Jan 2025
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Deadpool walked up and read over the same jars. Then he picked up a clipboard that had been hung up on the side of the shelf. "'Electricity experiment conduction on tegenaria domestica proved successful, frying the body from the inside—' What the fuck?"
"Your employer. He's experimenting on spiders," Spider-Man said, his voice coming out weak.
Deadpool turned his head to look at him silently.
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23 Sep 2025
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He's The Bad God I Need by DottieBlue
Fandoms: Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
24 Oct 2023
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When a string of cross-species mutants wreak havoc on the city, Deadpool hunts down Peter Parker at Oscorp for help. Wade doesn't know about Peter's super-sized secret, and to make matters worse, Spider-Man and Deadpool have had a longstanding friendship that further complicates the budding relationship between Peter and Wade. Now, Peter has to hide his superhero identity and wrestle with some less than holy feelings, as he and Wade find themselves in a string of absurd situations.
AKA Wade has a crush on Peter and Spider-Man, but he doesn't know they're the same person.
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22 Aug 2025
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What if the FBI captured Five instead of Vanya?
2x7 canon divergence.
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02 Jan 2025