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forgiveness is beyond our reach by Anonymous
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Feb 2026
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"And what sort of story is Shizun's favorite?" Luo Binghe asks, not really caring about the answer. Luo Binghe's shizun is an air-headed man who hides his inanity behind his fan; surely, whatever it is that Shen Qingqiu deems to read in his free time, it must be something equally ridiculous and superficial. Probably romance, Luo Binghe thinks. Perhaps cultivation adventure stories where the hero always gets the girl and slays evil.
Shen Qingqiu flips his fan open to hide his face. "Revenge stories," he replies.
AU where Luo Binghe is raised by Tianlang-Jun. When Yue Qingyuan kills his father, Luo Binghe resolves to settle the score.
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the mouth of the wolf, the eyes of the lamb by Elementicy
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Jul 2024
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Betrayal isn’t the only thing that changes a bleating little sheep to a hungry, darkened wolf. Demons are a different species entirely, with their own distinct nature, biology, and inborn impulses -- some of them unsavory and unkind, some of them wholly alien. They are not human.
Consequently, Luo Binghe’s seal on his demon blood holds back more than just an uptick in power and a mark on his brow. It holds back a veritable flood of deep-set instinct.
When Luo Binghe’s seal breaks in the months before the Immortal Alliance Conference, he discovers this flood is a tide which sweeps and consumes.
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mashed potatoes by blue_wonderer
Fandoms: Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023), Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008)
15 Apr 2023
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“Look me in the eye, Blondie, and repeat after me.”
“Repeat after me,” Vash parrots dutifully, like the little shit he is.
“I, Vash the Stampede, Broom for Brains, Dumb of Ass, Bearer of the Stupid Face—”
“There you go hurting my feelings again,” Vash says, but he’s smiling. A real one. As soft as mashed fucking potatoes. It pisses Wolfwood off enough to slam that pretty face into the concrete. Or into his own face. He hasn’t decided just yet.
“—will save my own life for once and get out of town without making an ass of myself.”
“You’re talking about my ass a lot.”
And then Vash kisses him.
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Nicholas, and the scars he doesn’t have.
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Figure Me Out by WateredMyCrops
Fandoms: Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008), Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023)
30 Apr 2023
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Vash isn't human. There's so much to him that is too much, too different, too weird to be comfortable around people. Humanoid, not human. Slowly, he starts to let Wolfwood see what that means. 5 times Vash showed Wolfwood the ways he wasn't human and 1 time Wolfwood made Vash realize that didn't matter.
Or, Vash is subjected to the mortifying ordeal of being known.
Note: the story continues in part 2
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- Part 1 of Write Your Ticket
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After Inoue's powers splinter out of control, Ichigo is given a second chance at a first impression with Grimmjow—and is forced to make a choice he never asked for.