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• Talk to Me, Boy by secreteer

  Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, X-Men (Movieverse)  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  30 Sep 2024

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  • Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies) & Wade Wilson
  • Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)/Wade Wilson
  • Wade Wilson
  • Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)
  • Blind Al (Deadpool)
  • Dogpool | Mary Puppins (Deadpool Movies)
  • Crack
  • Domestic
  • first fic
  • Wow
  • Can’t believe it’s
  • poolverine - Freeform
  • Developing Relationship
  • but it’s not the main focus
  • Malewife Wade Wilson
  • Girlboss Logan Howlett
  • light banter
  • Dogpool is only mentioned
  • be warned
  • Logan hates Justin Timberlake
  • Drabble
  • mature language
  • Fluff
  • Stupidity
  • Canon Compliant

  Summary

  To say that Logan’s life would ever be enjoyable was something easily laughable. Fuck, the guy probably couldn’t even spell it for you—
  at least until now, maybe.

  It was nothing short of baffling how Logan even ended up here, sharing a shitty little apartment with a talking tumor, an old blind lady, and a fucked up looking dog. Sure, it was surreal, but he fit right in— it infuriated him just a little if he thought about it for too long. The anger never seemed to last, though.

   

  Or, Wade cooks Logan breakfast. That’s it— that’s the fic.

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