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  1. Public Bookmark 76

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    "I don't think you can help with this Pen," Colin says. "Plus, we are friends. This entire thing is horribly—"

    "Because we are friends, you don't think I can help you?" She raises a brow. "Or…is it because you don't think I'm capable of whatever you're into?"

    "No, I don't think you're not going to be into it…" He stammers. "It's just that I know it’s not something everyone will be into and I don't want to ruin our…"

    "I literally just saw your entire porn folder," Penelope comments. "I feel like we've really crossed into new friend territory here."

    The one where Colin Bridgerton explores different things on Pornhub, only to realize he wants to be a Sub. His helpful friend Penelope Featherington offers to Dom for him and explore other kinks.

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    25 Apr 2026

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    "Can I help you find something?"

    Penelope Featherington jumps at the sound of a voice coming from behind her. She shouldn't be surprised, however, that the young, dark-haired, friendly-looking man who was behind the counter earlier is checking on her now. She's been standing frozen for the last few minutes in front of a wide display of items lined up on a wall that are entirely foreign to her. They're entirely foreign to her because she's a virgin in a sex shop, and suddenly the grand plans she had coming in here today all feel very, very stupid.

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    Or, virgin Pen wanders into Colin's sex shop one day in an unusual beginning to their happily ever after.

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    22 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 79

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    Lady Danbury sets her tea cup in its saucer on the table and fixes Penelope with her intense gaze.

    "I'd like to sponsor you."

    Penelope chokes on her next swig of tea so badly that Lady Danbury rises, moving next to her and patting her back until her hacking abates. Penelope takes in a few steadying breaths, willing air into her lungs. She is sure she misheard, that the shock of her choking has altered her memory. "Pardon, my lady? You wish to…?"

    "Sponsor you. For the season."


    After Archibald Featherington loses the family fortune when Penelope is thirteen, the family is forced to adapt to life as members of the lower class. By nineteen, Penelope has become Madame Delacroix's apprentice, and her fine skills with a needle catch the eye of Lady Agatha Danbury. Debuting in society thrills and terrifies her in equal measure, as she knows nothing of how a proper lady should behave, but she wants nothing more than to escape from her cruel, embittered mother—and she is perfectly content to settle for a straightforward, comfortable marriage in order to do so.

    Enter Colin Bridgerton.

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    21 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 89

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    It's exhausting, honestly. Loving someone this much.

    Six months of silence, and then Aubrey Hall.

    Penelope and Colin are thrown back into each other’s orbit for Kate and Anthony’s wedding, with too much history and not nearly enough distance. Tension simmers, old wounds resurface, and neither of them is as unaffected as they’d like to be.

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    18 Apr 2026

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    "Marry me," Colin blurts out suddenly, turning to her fully. "I did not mean to be so abrupt about it—it is just that it shall work in our favor."

    Her eyes are wide. Pure shock spreading across her face, as though he has told her something scandalous. He watches as she blinks a few times, those blue eyes looking at him. It is the perfect plan, is it not?

    The two of them are friends. Plenty of people in the Ton have married for similar conveniences.

    "W—what did you…?"

    "Marry me, Penelope," he repeats. "As the Viscount, I am expected to take a wife. If you marry me, you shall be free of all the eyes on you. You will have your own free will."

    The one where Viscount Colin Bridgerton is under pressure to take a wife. Who better than to offer a marriage to than his best friend Penelope Featherington? Or Colin and Penelope enter into a marriage of convivence.

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    17 Apr 2026