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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    Tommy moves to a new town, not knowing the horrors that are waiting for him.

    Unfortunately, they seem to find him a lot quicker than he ever could have imagined.

    OR- Tommy is a foster kid who gets placed in a home in the middle of nowhere, manages to escape from a cryptid serial killer with the help of an unlikely friend, and is then forced to deal with the aftermath.

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    18 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 33

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    Tommy Innit has struggled to make ends meet for years. When he finds a neat looking pocket watch at the end of his shift, he thinks he's struck gold. Quite literally, actually.

    Instead, he gets yanked into an alternate reality where the gods are real and he's a very-much-alive version of their dead brother. Oh, and also he steals from them by accident, gains their unadulterated attention (it goes badly), and needs to discover his own way home while avoiding the deities he's spited. Maybe he'll survive by making what few friends he can along the way. ...Though, that's not even mentioning the freaky fucking god stalking his dreams.

    Life is just peachy like that, isn't it?

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    18 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Eons ago, the Blood God and Death found their two missing pieces, and the quartet was made whole. Meant to last an eternity, it was abruptly shattered when the youngest member was brutally murdered before he had a chance to rise as a higher being.

    Tommy just wants to finish highschool, move out of his shitty foster parents house, and get a lot of women. All of the women. His plans are suddenly placed on an abrupt hold when he’s kidnapped and taken to a dark organization called the Syndicate - and suddenly things are falling apart faster than he thought they possibly could as the three leaders of the Syndicate place him under their loving protection, one of his best friends is revealed to be working for potential terrorists, his religious beliefs are horribly shaken, and everyone seems to be convinced that he’s the reincarnation of some ancient martyr. The final piece of some holy quartet Wilbur cheerfully calls ‘Sleepy Bois Incorporated.’

    Philza laughs at the name. Technoblade rolls his eyes.

    Tommy is just trying to grit his teeth and survive this entire ordeal.

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    09 Jul 2025